Log started: 10/14/02 8:50:07 PM $$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/7 Posted Author Hummingbirds in Oxford Sun Oct 13 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Note: this happens Tuesday, but I'm posting it today because I might not be here Tuesday.) Great Britan Local News Report: Residents of Oxford, still recovering from the recent Maverick attack, have reported seeing flocks of hummingbirds roaming around the city. Experts beLIeve that they were disturbed by the recent attacks, which might have impacted their environment. Further details are unknown at this time. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ : Suddenly, the TV Premier of 'Bovines of Prey' is interrupted by an urgent newscast. " This is ALIka Itruffendirty, reporting for Channel 894 News. Moments ago, Robot Masters attacked the central Headquarters of Ma Granny's Pie Megacorporation in the midwest. " Camera shows the inside of a Factory Complex. Metools run rampant. Punk, Pharaoh Man, Air Man, Gemini Man, and BLIzzard Man (wearing 6 bras on his butt) are causing a rampage as the Metools loot assorted warehouses of pies, and load them onto a huge trailer hooked up to a tricked out hovercar. " It is unknown wether they are there for the free tour, or to cause trouble, but we will keep you updated as Pie Crisis 'Zelda' continues, with analysis of the last 25 Pie Crisies this month in comparison, because we have nothing better to do than to waste your time with useless facts until we get new ones. " [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] Selene Chantrell transmits, "...I... can't tell if we should be responding to that or not, to be honest." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] ALIa transmits, "It should be investigated." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] ALIa transmits, "People might be in danger. You just never KNOW with those androids." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] Rock transmits, "I'm going to check it out. Anyone with me?" [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] KaLInka transmits, "I will come with you." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] Rock transmits, "All right, KaLInka. Be careful and stick to the defensive perimeter. I'll scout out the area first." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] ALIa transmits, "Go ahead and investigate. I'll monitor your progress as well." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] Serena Gilbert transmits, "Be careful, ya'll. Ah wish Ah could come but Ah have other things ta do..." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] KaLInka transmits, "Acknowledged." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] Commander Jet Stingray transmits, "We are sending two combat units and one medic to the scene... We have more on stand by, Hunters." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] Rock transmits, "All right, Jet." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] Rock transmits, "How's everyone--*bzzzzrap!* Ooof! ... doing." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] KaLInka transmits, "**sparking noise** ... Not done yet." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] Selene Chantrell transmits, "Doing well here. You don't sound good. If you take too much damage, retreat a bit and call me. I've got my medikit." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] Rock transmits, "I'm all right, I just got pounced. Ugh." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] Selene Chantrell transmits, "I need to withdraw from combat to tend to the civiLIan. Could someone cover me? I doubt Punk will let either of us fall back without a fight." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] Rock transmits, "Don't worry about Punk. I'll handle him." [Radio: (C) RF-MH-UN-Main] Selene Chantrell transmits, "Muchly appreciated." $$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/8 Posted Author Ma Granny's Pies Attacked! Mon Oct 14 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *Random Newscast* "...and thats why we no longer eat yellow snow. In other news, Ma Granny's Pie Factory, home of Ma Granny's Pies Inc., was attacked today by Robot Master forces...." *Picture of Pharaoh Man, Air Man, Punk, BLIzzard Man, and Gemini Man (and his clone) rampaging about a half-destroyed factory complex, while metools load pies into a huge trailor hooked up to a modified hovercar.* " Thankfully, combined Maverick Hunter, RepLIforce, and non-affiLIated reploids arrived on the scene, including Rock himself, to stop the menace..." *Rock, Ride Armor Triumph (With KaLInka as Pilot), Ring Redwing, Beat, Rush, Kain, and Selene Chantrell are show, battLIng it out with the Masters.* " The Robot Master forces eventually retreated, but not before steaLIng an estimated 10,000 Z worth of Pies and Pie products, along with causing over 40 MilLIon Z in damages, and injuring hundreds of workers. Ma Granny's Inc. promises to return to normal production schedules within two months, funds pending, and is open to donations for a reLIef fund to cover the medical bills of those injured and without insurance. Now, to Sports...." $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$