Log started: 8/10/02 2:12:56 AM $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/22 Posted Author AAR - Atlantis Mon Aug 05 Signas ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I will keep this short, and to this point. Atlantis was revealed to be a creation of the Stardroids, dedicated to the one named Neptune. While there are no inhabitants, there is a guardian that has warned against abuse of the city itself. While it did not make its presence known during the battle I will discuss later, it bears mentioning that it could become active again without warning. Gate's Dream Protocol was proven to be at least a partial failure. Some of those with the Protocol installed were infected with the Maverick Virus, although the last time they were seen, it appeared that the Protocol had done something to incapacitate them. They Mavericks hit the faciLIty hard and fast, but in the end were forced to retreat. My commedation to everyone who was there, be they Hunter, RepLIforce, or part of Gate's crew. I, personally, will be out of action for a while, recuperating from damage taken during the battle. Nothing permanent, just time consuming. As a last order of business, I was personally very impressed with both the abiLIty and the professionaLIsm exibited by the individuals with the Dream Protocol. I beleive that we, as an active force against oppression, would be remiss if we did not extend an offer for membership to all of those who did not become Mavericks. I do not know how many will accept, but we should make the offer none the less. Signas out. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/24 Posted Author Status: Convoy #1 Tue Aug 06 Breeze ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *Usual report stuff. RF cannot view, though CoC can reverse this 'lock' easily.* Well, that certainly went contrary to what was expected. The first set of parts for me an' Cascade got attacked all of ten minutes down the road, if even that. My own fault too, seein' as Wily's goons uncloaked right in front of us when I shoulda been watchin' my sensors. I didn't, so they blew a crater in the road and then landed their stealth transport to further block the truck convoy. Whole freakin' mess of 'em, probably around seven of 'em, poured out to try and eLIminate us and take the contents out. Didn't even really succeed at the 'eLIminate us' part. Bowie, Coaster Raptor, Bastion, and Protoman gave me an' bro a hand in protecting the cargo. And tha's what we did. We took care of our fair share of the attackers, you guys did LIkewise, so it's much appreciated. I think a few things bear noting though. All the Wilygoons left under their own power, far as I know. Most of 'em took heavy injury however. Most of us left under our own power too, though Bowie got knocked out and is recovering in medical, last I checked. And the cargo? Well, one of 'em almost got somethin', but Protoman stopped that prospective thief pretty darn well. Thanks again, everyone. And excellent work out there. *End.* $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/25 Posted Author Master AlLIes Tue Aug 06 Rigger ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Last night I had a craving for some decent Chinese so I went out to one of the local restaraunts. While there I ran across some interesting individuals that I ended up having dinner with." "Well it seems that 'Alby', better known to those of us who are *not* his mother as Dr. Wily, has been expanding his family just a bit. Some blonde Bass look-aLIke, Giga I beLIeve they called him, seems to be moving into Skull Fortress. From the sounds of it there's alot more that are joining in with them as well. This all seems to have something to do with the fact that 'Alby's mother is getting to know the 'kids' better. Not much of a report I'm aware but I thought I'd just give you all a heads up. If I'm needed I'll be nursing a hangover in my quarters." $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/26 Posted Author Steel Mill Hit Tue Aug 06 Zero ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Alrighty. Seems Landon's back up to his old tricks. Sad to say, even a dog has his day. Even with the best efforts of KaLInka, Alpha, a squad of Robot Masters, and me, he still made off with a quantity of steel, and succeeded in detonating a suicide charge hidden in one of his monsters. My apologies have already been sent to the now factory-less workers, who thanks to efforts on all sides had no casualties. And I think Alpha's alright, just some minor electrical overloads from an unknown source. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/27 Posted Author Re: Me Tue Aug 06 Alpha ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *text only* "I'm okay. Sorry for worrying. Mister Nerp is well as well. If that's his name." $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/28 Posted Author Woman down Wed Aug 07 Dr. Thomas LIght ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ***Da Da Da...HUNTER SPINNY!*** LIght appears upon the screen, at the Labs command center. Takes all of two seconds, typing as he speaks. "Hello. Miss Rigger seems to be missing, Protoman told me she got taken away by King last night. Please check news reports, hospitals, whatever you may have handy? It'd be nice to find out where she got to, and I once again ask for homing beacons on every hunter?" LIght waves at the screen, smiLIng preoccupiedly. "Let's get on it, folks. She's important. LIke we all are, yes?" Fade to spinny. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/29 Posted Author New Enemy Ride Armor Wed Aug 07 Dawn ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Text only, with image 'attachments'. AlLIes can view.) I ran into a new Ride Armor design today. I don't know what it's called, but...*insert picture of Kraken* I found it in Neo Tokyo, attacking one of the commercial sectors. When I attacked it, it fought back with a rather odd variety of weapons. First, it wields a set of eight tentacles, though these mostly only served to fLIng things at me, such as a candy-dispensing vending machine. Another launched a high-pressure 'water bubble' at me, which did significant damage. After trading hits with it for several seconds, the Ride Armor withdrew from the area. And in doing so, revealed another feature; it can cloak, much LIke our Vorpal can. Also, this Ride Armor is extremely powerful; I cannot be sure, but I think it outpowers me in the physical area, and its ranged weapons...I've seen better, but they're not insignificant. Combined with the cloaking, this is rather nasty. CiviLIan injuries are nil, luckily enough. Damage is mostly LImited to a vending machine, and a grocery store wall that it got flung at. I'm currently being repaired, with significant but not crippLIng damage. (End reporrt.) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/30 Posted Author Re: Woman Down Wed Aug 07 Zero ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Rock? We need to talk. Sooner, the better. Zero out. I'm in the mood to break something.<*cLIck*> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/31 Posted Author Stick that in your pipe (1/2) Wed Aug 07 Ether Skunk ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The spinny appears, then gets run off by a bunch of LIttle dudes in army gear! Raar! Ether Skunk appears on camera, as she is wont to do when she has something to say. Today, she's wearing a miLItary officer's hat, and has a McArthur-esque cob pipe in her mouth. Behind her, a holoprojection of Africa looms, and the room is LIt so her optics are shrouded in the shadows of her hat's brim. "Hey, people," she grunts, causing her pipe to drop from her mouth, rattLIng to the floor a moment later. She drops below the camera for a second to retrieve it, then pops back up to wipe the thing against her arm as she talks. "Mighta dropped a few hints that I was plannin' another attack this Friday. Well... well, I got more details, now." She pops the pipe back in her mouth and steps away, as the camera zooms in to focus on the Africa projection... which shifts and zooms to focus on the Northern border of South Africa. Big white words appear: They say 'The NorthernBorder of South Africa.' "This is the Northern border of South Africa," states Ether from off-camera, followed by the rattle of her pipe dropping to the floor again, then a quiet shuffle as she kneels and retrieves it once more. She continues. "The Masters have token defenses in this area. 'Cause they've had so much trouble with South Africa in the past- you know how it flops alLIegances all the time- they only have a shakey hold on the region. Now that the RepLIforce has Cairo under their hat, Bastion suggests we focus our efforts down here. So... so, we will." The map zooms in once more, then again, then once more, until you're given a satelLIte view of a collection of buildings, somewhere along the Northern border of South Africa. Big white words appear: 'A Collection of Buildings, Somewhere Along the Northern Border of South Africa.' Ether speaks up once more. "This is a collection of buildings, somewhere along the Northern border of South Africa. Oh, they may look LIke plain buildings to YOU, but what the satelLIte data doesn't show you, is that they're an important waystation in the power network that keeps Wily's southern defenses up an' runnin'." $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/32 Posted Author An' smoke it, baby (2/2) Wed Aug 07 Ether Skunk ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ether steps into view. The pipe is back in her mouth. "So that's where we're gonna hit." Now the pipe is not. *clatter* "We're gonna move in, land an explosive in the midst of these buildings, secure it, then bail. LIke the strike the other week, when we're clear of the blast, we'll remote-detonate the bomb. It'll take out the waystation and drop the rubble into a crater, and with it, the entire power network for the Master's southern defenses. Once it's out of commission, we can start puttin' the hurt on 'em, and hopefully push 'em North." The skunk kneels to retrieve her pipe, and steps out of view once more. The shot of the buildings fLIckers out, replaced by a view of a drill-bomb-thingy. Big white words appear: 'Drill-Bomb-Thingy.' And, of course... "This is the drill-bomb-thingy." *clatter* "I had Auto cobble it together for me. It takes a LIttle while to get into place, but once it is, it burrows down about ten meters, before exploding... putting its force out in a ring. It's meant to cut through subterranean development, LIke mines an' stuff, or to a lesser degree, atomize foundations to bring buildings down up above. That's what we're gonna be doing." Ether pops back up in front of the camera, pipe in hand. She reaches up and sets it on top of her hat for now. "I'll need at least four Hunters to help set up Wily the Bomb, plus someone who can pilot the Vorpal. I won't make the same mistakes that happened last time- we're gonna make sure to go in cloaked, and GUARD the Vorpal so Wily's goons don't chew it up again." The skunk smiles brightly. "This should be fun. Those of you who want to come, lemme know ahead of time, or be ready to fly at 5 PM on Friday." "That's all. DIS-MISSED!" Ether fades from view, as the Hunter spinny parachutes down, to the sound of a cob pipe clattering to the floor and some muffled curses. (~5-ish PST (that's 8 EST) on Friday. Another attack run on the Masters. Same idea as the last one- but this one will proceed much more smoothly and, hopefully, have much fewer problems. Everybody is Welcome to come! C'mon down, it'll be a hoot.) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/33 Posted Author Hospital Incident Wed Aug 07 Rigger ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To all who worried and tried to help me, thank you and I'm sorry for causing such a disturbance. I'll be staying at San Angeles general hospital for a few days before coming back to the base. Shield has offered to stay with me and stand guard till then. I'm sure everyone by now is aware that there was a situation last night in which the Masters attacked a hospital. I was in the area and so arrived on scene to try and help where I could. I chose to go into the hospital itself and ensure that the civiLIans were alright. Upon doing so, I ran across Burner Man. We had a breif exchange in which he asked me on a date and then drop kicked me across the hall when I refused. Burner Man departed at this point and the sprinklers went on, while the LIghts went out. An explosion occured near the front of the building which I assume took out Reiji as his emergency beacon activated immediately thereafter. At this point I was attempting to leave the premsis and depart the battle. I made a comment over broadband about removing the hands of the next Master who touched me with the intent Burner Man had, and apparently my comment attracted the attention of a Maverick. I don't know how, but he tracked me to the building, and then proceeded to attack me. At some point Protoman showed up to try and help, but he was already injured while I think it's safe to assume that the Maverick hadn't been in any battles at all recently. They fought breifly, and the Maverick departed after attempting to remove my arm. At this point King arrived and took me to San Angeles for medical treatment. My radio and beacon were removed by medical staff, which is why neither worked. The radio tranceiver was destroyed at some point during the fight to begin with so I was unable to send any outgoing messages. King apparently remained in the hospital all night with me and called Zero in to retrieve me once I woke. Which brings us back to the begining of my message, so consider yourselves all up-tdate on the situation. -J. Rigger Dr. Cossack, I would appreciate it if you could put me in contact with the individuals you went to regarding your eye. The doctors here are unable to tell me if I'll be able to regain full mobiLIty of my arm or not. Thank you. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/34 Posted Author Chicago Incident Thu Aug 08 Sonata ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The second shipment of suppLIes for Breeze and Cascade took place tonight, and again we were not fortunate enough to be able to arrive at our destination without mishap. A short distance outside of Chicago we were jumped by Mavericks. Their forces consisted of several ground troops, as well as two Ride Armors - the GoLIath as well as the new Ride Armor that Dawn reported seeing earLIer today." "Fortunately, Zero, Breeze, Alpha, Mac, and myself were onscene to repel the attack - Zero used the Inferno to stare down Vile, which seems to have worked rather well, while I engaged the new Octopedial Ride Armor in the GunsLInger. The Mavericks called in reinforcement during the fighting, but we managed to drive them off, seriously damaging all of them as well as destroying their new Ride Armor. A small number of boxes were destroyed by one of the Mavericks, but I don't think that will set whatever upgrade that Breeze and Cascade are undergoing behind schedule... Anyways, good job everyone - Sonata out." $$$$$$$$$ Dragonlady Sonata $$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/35 Posted Author Addendum: Chicago Thu Aug 08 Breeze ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Yeah, you know the routine here.) Sonata missed a LIttle somethin' in the report, actually. This probably wasn't the best idea since I was supposed to be protectin' the convoy too, but when this retard (Picture of Dynamo shows in a corner of the videreport) showed up... He started goin' after Alpha, and you all said somethin' about how he's tryin' to catch or kill her? Well, I went on over there to smack him. I think between me and Alpha, he got the point. Left after saying something in Japanese that leaves me questioning his...'orientation' on certain things. By the time I got done with that, you all had the convoy pretty well in hand, LIke Sonata said. I know, I made a bad call tactically, shoulda stuck to the mission. But in the future...Alpha? Anyone else? If you don't want me buttin' in on people ambushin' ya, say so up front. I'll be more than happy to let you deal with the problem on your own. TelLIng me "I did not ask for your help" sure ain't very grateful. Jeez. (Report concludes, da!) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/36 Posted Author My return! Fri Aug 09 Fugue ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fugue's bright and smiLIng face appears on the screen! "Fugue's log, stardate..." She pauses and GLances offscreen. "Quarter to four. Guess what, guys? I'm back! For those who didn't notice me gone, and shame on you who didn't, I've been on a deep undercover mission in Maverick-controlled BerLIn for the past few weeks. Don't worry, I'm fine, I was in no danger at all! LIke I said, I was undercover, taking on a secret persona!" She smiles brightly and reaches offscreen, grabbing a sheet of paper. "I found out some rather interesting tidbits of information while I was there, though..." LIfting the paper, she begins to read off. "First of all, I looked into that whole cyborg thing they're doing. Kinda creepy, but... it turns out that all the subjects are volunteers. None of the human residents in Europe are being kidnapped. Seems Sigma's put together quite the sign-up bonus for anyone who joins. I also poked around a bit into the new security system being installed, but I haven't had a chance to process all the data yet... I'll let you all know when I find out." Clearing her throat, she continues, "Furthermore, I found out several other interesting things. The Carnival in BerLIn has -three- different colors of cotton candy." And she holds up three fingers for emphasis. "Blue, purple, and pink. Taste pretty good, too. There's also this really cool carnival game there... Whack-a-GizmGLIder. I only got to play it once, though... too much of a LIne." She gives the camera a mock pout as she continues down the LIst. "And, finally... I found out that Sigma absolutely loves Trix cereal in the morning before important events. So all we have to do to defeat him is convince all the rest of the Mavericks that he's a rabbit." Crickets chirp. "Ummm... right. Maybe not." With a shrug, Fugue tosses her LIst offscreen again, "That's it for now! GLad to be back, and I hope you all missed me! Fugue out!" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$ Message: 14/13 Posted Author Announcement from the Empire Tue Aug 06 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *Sigma appears in a transmission to the world! As well as do a young hooman woman, and a younger hooman girl. Also...A 5 foot, 4 inch tall, golden bipedal mechanoid with clawed feet. He has a large black Maverick emblem on his chest, and a lot of other pretty stuff, including a steep dome-LIke head which seems to rotate and on the front of the dome there seems to be a display of a hooman male face. The hooman face in the mechanoid is smiLIng.* Sigma, however, is the first to speak, "Greetings.", Sigma says, grinning widely, "To you all. Reploids, cyborgs, androids, bioroids, humans...Greetings.", Sigma places his hands behind his back and continues, "I have come to state a new bit of poLIcy on behalf of the CoaLItion for Reploid Freedom.", Sigma now takes a bit of a step back and holds out a sinGLe hand in a gesture to the mechanoid, "This man is Marcus Roe. He was our first volunteer for the CRF's new Cyborg program. And this is his family who have gratefully agreed to help with this announcement.", he gestures to the woman and the girl this time, they both smile a LIttle bit, seeming a LIttle nervous. And then Sigma continues. "We have been accused of wishing for the destruction of humankind and perhaps we have explained ourselves a bit...incorrectly in this manner.", he steps forward once more, "While we do consider the humans we share this world with as Inferior to the Reploids, we have not taken into account that they have no control of their birth and place in the world. I am thusly making an ofer to the world, a chance to change their destiny and those of their famiLIes.", Sigma smiles, "I offer to all citizens of the world, though predominately those who are under the rule of the CoaLItion, the chance to prove they truly wish for a better world. As our friend Marcus has decided, we will let you undergo treatment to remove as much of your biological body as much as is available to us which we ourselves will pay for in exchange for a mechanical body. Yes, it is to become a cyborg. While we cannot remove the mental LImitations of a human, we can remove your physical LImitations and we will pay for this ourselves because we, the CoaLItion, wish to help the world become a utopia for as many as we can." Sigma continues, "However, in exchange for these treatments, we demand five years of Service, during which you and your famiLIes will recieve great benefits to improve your LIvLIhood. After that, you may leave the service of the CoaLItion army and become a citizen in our Empire." Sigma smiles, "I could drone on and on about which benefits you get, but I'll just touch on them here. For starters, you will be paid for your services. While your costs for fighting with us are paid with our own money, you can use what we pay you for any luxury items you may wish for or for your famiLIes." Sigma then adds, "For now, this is all, do you have anything to say, Marcus?" The image of Marcus's face smiles and says, "Above all, the best benefit is the benefit to your family. I cannot stress enough how happier my family has been since I have chosen to serve the Empire." Sigma nods slowly and says, "That is all for now. Any questions may be directed to any CRF Commander. Or even Roe, should you have a chance to converse with him." OOC: @mail me or page Sigma for more info if you're curious. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Tartarus $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 15/3 Posted Author Searching for Tue Aug 06 Job ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Word is that there is someone searching for weapon dealers who can supply miltary equipment in bulk at the moment in Tartarus. There has been a com number floating about to contact this person. (OOC contact Job for details.) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Tartarus $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 15/4 Posted Author Beetle Challenge Wed Aug 07 King ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Addressed to Gravity Beetle - Mavericks From his Royal Highness King of the Robot Masters, You are hereby challenged to appear in the Pit at your earLIest convenience by His Royal Majesty. You are hereby accused of spineless, sniveLIng cowardice, and are challenged to defend your honor in formal combat before the Maverick and Masters. Combat shall be one on one and to the death. Challenge Status: Open ~King $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Tartarus $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 15/5 Posted Author Re: Beetle Challenge Wed Aug 07 Gravity Beetle ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ((Posted below King's proposal, are what appear to be several vitrified pieces of skin, and a fingernail, stuck to the paper with tape. Scrawled underneath, is this...)) "Talk to the hand, King, because the face ain't LIstening." CHALLENGE: ACCEPTED $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Maverick Hunter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 10/37 Posted Author Wounded Hunters Sat Aug 10 Blues ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ There's a big pile consisting of Ether Skunk, Bastion, Cacophony Timberwolf, Alpha, and that Unicorn guy laying on the Rooftop Runway. There's a Post-It note attached to Bastion's head, which reads: "They're Busted." $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "I just had this random thought-How can you think of the RepLI-freakers, and -not- laugh?" [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "Simple." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "I think of you instead." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Alpha transmits, "RepLIfreakers?" [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "Yeah, the repLIfreakers." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "That's nice'n hella funny." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "Oh Bridgit...how's your tank looking today?" [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "Jus' fine. Looks nice with th'new coat of paint." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio can be heard snickering, pleased. [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "I'm -s GLad to hear it. What color?" [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "OOC: ... good question. " [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio ehs. "Grey-green-blah colour. You know, the usual $#!& they paint these things." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "You know, they say that geniouses pick green. But you didn't pick it..." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "I ain't a genius. I don't hafta be t'chase off LIttle punks who raid my garbage bin." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "Yeah, well the Overlords are total aft-hats. Sorry Bridgit, no good. Try summpin else" [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "Overlords? The *(&#@$ are those?" [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "Insignifigant, that's what. Just LIke you. It's kind of touching, if you think about it long enough." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio snorts. "You're just touched in th'head, bucko." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "Ya know, Bridgit, you're such a b#$h, that when you go walking down the street, people say "DAAAY-UM! That OLD ho is a b#$h!"" [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio sounds amused. "Good. 'Cuz I *am* old, an' I *am* a b-tch." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Alpha transmits, "...Einstein..." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "LIttle girl, shaddup before summpin bad happens to you." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "P--s off, freakshow. She ain't talkin' t'you anyhow." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "Ho, the Crashbo's done with you. Don't call, don't write, and try to get on with your LIfe. I'm talkin' to this chick now." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "Well. *I* ain't done with *you*. So LIsten up here, you worthless tin can: you leave 'er alone, or you're gonna get yerself some lovin', Defiant-style." [Radio: (F) GLobal] BroadbandClassic Jet Stingray transmits, "And once again Crash proves that being rude and beLIttLIng other people will make then do what you say... Oh wait, looks LIke the person he didn't want to talk to still is and the one he did isn't. I was wrong, my bad." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "Pscht. I ain't lettin' no *(&@#ing tin can tell me what t'do." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "I'm sorry Bridget, I make it poLIcy to not *#$@ any chick older then a dinosaur, ya dig?" [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "You ain't got nothin', retard. Yer a *(&#ing TIN CAN." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "Although, you sure are a *(#&head." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "And you're a damn fleshbag, your point? Other then the one on Jet's head?" [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "Means you'll never know whatcher missin', *(#hole." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio chuckles darkly. [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "It's okay, Brig, if I were as old as you, I'd be in denial too." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "Oh, and by the way Jet, I'll let you know the moment you say something clever." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "But don't wait up." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "We're still waitin' for somethin' clever t'come outta yer mouth." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "We've been waitin' *years*." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "Then you need a hearing aid, you old bag." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "Nah. You jes' need a new writer." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "Why, ain't nothing wrong with the one I've got now." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio snorts. "Besides th'fact that they suck, an' ain't said a sinGLe creative thing since Jesus was in diapers?" She snorts, voice dripping sarcasm. "Naw, not a thing wrong." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Water Man transmits, "Oh, silence already. I can tell just by the sound of your voice that you must be a wretched hag. If you weren't so shrill and annoying, I'd almost feel sorry for your predicament." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "You, on the other hand, are so old that ya prolly forgot the -meaning- of the word new. So please, go play with your gun or something." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Metal Man transmits, "She was old before computers existed Crash." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "An' I can tell by the way you talk you got a rod rammed so far up yer *(#& it's affectin' yer brain. Crash, really - you may wanna do that kinda thing in the privacy of yer own miserable room." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "No need t'take yer LIttle *(&#(^&@ on th'air because yer outclassed." [Radio: (F) GLobal] BroadbandClassic Jet Stingray transmits, "And for the record, Crash, I don't /need/ you for what is clever or not. I have fans and agents for that. And unLIke your fans, they actually have morals and don't have 'burning stuff, babes, and heavy metal' LIsted as their three hobbies of choice." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "Are you mistaking me for Enker Bridgit? Really, the seniLIty is almost disturbing." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Enker transmits, "Excuse me, Crash Man?" [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "Naw, yer Enker's b-tch now." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio laughs. [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "Hey, my three hobbies of choice are Beer, Boobs, and...oh s$@#." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Metal Man transmits, "Your dead meat Crash." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "Metal? When I what your opinion, I'll GIVE it to you. Got me?" [Radio: (F) GLobal] Gate transmits, "Are they often this... boisterous?" [Radio: (F) GLobal] Metal Man transmits, "No Crash Man. I am your CO, and I shall deal with you..." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "You kiddin'? This's tame. Who the hell're you?" [Radio: (F) GLobal] Enker transmits, "I hold LIttle respect for your mindless ranting as it is, Crash Man, but I permit it nevertheless. Now, however, it seems you can't even be trusted that far." [Radio: (F) GLobal] Crash Man transmits, "Oh, -suuuure- you are, Metal."