Log started: 12/28/02 10:07:17 PM $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/23 Posted Author Movie Setback? Sat Dec 28 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "In other news, it seems that tragedy has hit the production of the Sterns' Jet Stingray movie which is under the working title 'Of Stingrays and Stardroids'. While closed LIpped until know, it has been revealed that in one of the falLIng pieces of Starhaven has in fact hit the front of Robert Sterns Jr.'s car while he was driving to work. The director's son is aLIve, but currently in critical condition. While the preparations for making the movie have been put on hold, it was kept quiet to 'keep morale up and to try and let the world know that threats to the Earth will never stop blockbusters from being made'. Auditions will be picking up in the next few weeks, appLIcations for roles or studio positions closing at the end of next week. While Sterns was unavailble for an interview, he e-mailed us assuring that the movie would go on as on schedule as possible. "Meanwhile, Jet Stingray didn't reveal much about his new movie after winning the Second Annual Baja 2500 Water Race, but was quoted saying 'It will be, LIke, the best. It's LIke coolness on top of coolness and pretty darn safe for famiLIes to watch. Except for the explosions and the aft-kicking. It still makes a PG-13 rating unless the rating system goes wack when we try to get it rated, which I doubt will happen.' Seems LIke this will be a 'kicking' movie for sure." $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Kain's Office(#3038Ten) This is more or less an standard office for Kain to deal with Blue Strider business. The desk here is constantly messy, leaving one to wonder whether or not if Kain will ever get time to deal with these notes... Off to one side is a Bowl and such for Buster, Kain's dog. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Hotstuff Harmony huffs.. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Tengu Man transmits, "Hahaha." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Tengu Man transmits, "Anyway. Spanish, SpanGLIsh, who cares, speak INGLES SENOR POR FAVOR." Of course, his accent is terrible. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero chuckles, "How about you learn a better Speedy Gonzalez impression and I'll consider it." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Tengu Man transmits, "Speedy Gonzalez? I can do that." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Tengu Man transmits, "Ehhh, andale andale ARRIBA! Ehhh, I am Speedy Gonzaleeeez!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Kaph oocs, "Hey Man, You got Speed, Man?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Tengu Man starts humming again. Different tune, but vaguely similar to the last. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Tengu Man transmits, "So, anyway. Rigger." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "Yes?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Tengu Man transmits, "You wanted to know the band that sings that?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "Yeah, please." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Tengu Man transmits, "404. They hang out on Eurasia and stuff. Cover band, mostly, but hey. Good stuff." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "Thanks, I'll check them out." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Tengu Man transmits, "No problemo. Always GLad to plug the band..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger remarks, a bit late as she's distracted, "Isn't 'problemo' spanish too?" "This is Patrick Cassey alongside my co-host Rid Danell reporting LIve from The Ice House in Toronreal Canada for ESPN 26, where the Toronreal Maple Canadians were scheduled fto take on the Quebec French Snoots for first place in the Northern Central Division. Unfortunatly that match doesn't look LIke it's going to happen as the Robot Masters have appearently doen away with the Quebec team and is taking their place, Thoughts Rid? "Well Patrick the masters definatly have the psychological advantage having done something to the other team, plus the fact that they've taken over the entire building and have joes watching every door and are forcing the audience to stay and watch this forced game. Though their choices to fill out the team, namely robotic midgits will hurt them in the long run. So I'm going to say it'll be a tough game, the Maple Canadians will not take this lying down." "Indeed Rid, well we're just minutes from opening face-off here so lets go Rinkside." A Special GNN Report. Shown is the situation just outside Torontreal-Midgits beating up opposing players at a hockey game, while others in 'Masters' uniforms skate about the rink, dominating the game. The spectators just...cheer. Then, Bran Blathers, a human with hair faker then McWily Shakes, " This is the current scene just outside Torontreal, where it appears Robot Masters have kidnapped a hockey team and taken their place. With me is Maple Ram, our Canadien correspondant. So, Maple, why is it the Canadien people are not reaLIzing the danger they are in? " Camera Pans out to a Ram reploid with Maple Leaf insignias. " Well, Bran, eh, it seems to be a combination of factors, mostly that they don't really feel they are in danger, eh, and enjoy a good hockey fight eh. " Maple nods slowly, and the Camera goes to Bran for a usual long winded reply. " So, Maple, they're just too drunk and bloodthirsty to notice then? " Bran chuckles, and the Camera swings to Ram, who is rather surprised as he is in mid sip from a flask. GrowLIng, he throws the flask to one side, lunging at Bran. " I'll kill you, eh! " The screen goes out, with a picture of Sigma standing with his beam saber over the smoking form of the reploid Lowpay Cameraman. Technical Difficulties. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "It was a LIttle spanish flea. A record star he thought he'd be!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "The hell is up with you people tonight? Things seem deader than Landon's sex drive." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Ring Man transmits, "What are you talking about? We're playing hockey with midgets and beating up Frenchies." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero transmits, "... Huh?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero said nothing. It was all your imagination. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Who cares about hockey. We should be ringing in the new year with mass destruction that the Stardroids were suppose to do."