Log started: 12/26/02 9:10:50 PM $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ CiviLIan $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 13/12 Posted Author The Gifts of the Pirate Princess Wed Dec 25 Tron Bonne ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (This isn't encrypted at all! So there!) ...To each CiviLIan Faction, a gift is sent anonymously and is received this Christmas Morning. Each is wrapped brightly, with a card on the top reading... To: From: Your Favorite Pirate Princess! In each present... one finds... a stuffed toy doll. But! ...not just any stuffed toy doll. Kobun Dolls. Each of the Striders(Red and Blue((And Hiryu!))), the Ranking Yakuza(Including you, GLyde!), The Shadow Hunters, The Musica Guard, The GNN Staff, The UN Staff(Read: Those on roster United_Nations, including Kelly and Bruce!), Ones are also sent to Tequila Worm, TalLIe, Bast, Morgaine herself, even one for Cyber Man and another for Ditz Pinkmouse! ...and each is clad respectively according to who it is sent to! When squeezed, each of the Kobun say one of several phrases used by each individual, except transformed into cute, falsetto Servbot! Hiryubot: "..." Tequilabot: "Ariba! Viva Tequila Worm!" Morgbot: "o/` If we get the Traaansit Facts!" Midibot: "I'm L33t!" ...and so on. Each person sees only their own, of course, unless they show it to other people, and absolutely none of them are boobytrapped in any way, despite how many tests they are put to. There aren't even any LIstening devices planted in the LIttle 'speakerbox' when you remove it from the dolLIes. ...Seems the Bonnes sent a real Christmas Present this year! Also, within each of the presents, is a Christmas card! A Cartoonized Bonne Family(Servbots, Tron(outside of Ride Armor) and 'Soprano' included!) on the front all in Christmasy garb, waving brightly! Inside it there is a note, signed by Tron, the Servbots, Bon, and Teisel... reading: "Merry Christmas from the Bonne Family!" -- The Lego Queen Cometh! -- Tron Bonne! -- $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/32 Posted Author The Gifts of the Pirate Princess! Wed Dec 25 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Today, Christmas Day, each member of the factions of the RepLIforce, the Maverick Hunters, and, yes, even the Mavericks(Including ALL the OCs) receive presents! DeLIvered by Mail or inexpLIcably found under the faction's Christmas Trees. Each is wrapped brightly, with a card on the top reading... To: From: Your Favorite Pirate Princess! In each present, one finds... a stuffed toy doll. BUT! ...Not just any stuffed toy doll. Kobun Dolls. Each of the Maverick Hunters, Mavericks, and RepLIforce on pubLIc record receives one. Those not, however, do not receive one! ...And each of the dolls is clad, respectively, according to whom it was sent to! ...Yes. A Sigma-bot, a Zero-bot, a General-bot(With a Mini-Hat!), A Rock-bot, a Roll-Bot, a KaLInka-Bot, a Dr. LIght-bot, a Dr. Cossack-bot... ...Just about everyone. Even Vile. ...Yes. Servbot Vile. ...Every last member of the RepLIforce, Mavericks, and Maverick Hunters as they would look LIke... ...as a Kobun. When squeezed, each of the dolls say one of several phrases used by the specific individual... except... ...transformed into cute, falsetto Servbot voices! Sigmabot: "It is the destiny of the Reploid race to reaLIze that they no longer need to hold the hand of their human oppressors!" Rockbot: "Lets Get Serious!" Zerobot: "Lets get this party started!" Generalbot: "War may be a necessity of our times, but we must never lose sight of the cost." Vilebot: -surprisinGLy cute- "Chaos is an eternal force of the universe, and those who wield it prosper." Each person sees only their own, of course, unless they show it to other people, and absolutely none of them are booby-trapped in any way, despite how many tests they are put to. There aren't even any LIstening devices planted in the LIttle 'speakerbox' when you remove it from the dolLIes. ...Seems the Bonnes sent a real Christmas Present this year! Also, within each of the presents, is a Christmas card! A Cartoonized, Drawn Bonne Family(Servbots, Tron(outside of Ride Armor) and 'Soprano' included!) on the front all in Christmasy garb, waving brightly! Inside it there is a note, signed by Tron, the Servbots, Bon, and Teisel... reading: "Merry Christmas from the Bonne Family!" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ [Radio: (C) GLobal] Ditz Pinkmouse transmits, "Make better car fuel, the dinosaurs need to be seen!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "The make it cars for dinosaurs it's for oils, but the oils doesn't workses! Fix or oils, yes it says!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "mm..breathin' in the fossil fuels." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn stops talking for a moment. Dive Makara has victory over Daryn! [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bass transmits, "I wonder if I crushed Gun Dinosaur enough ... would she make more oil?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Makara says it fixes oilses, make it fixes oils do it better! Go for it tables you're better for the oils there; they's is proud we came up with it all by ourselves, us and its teeths!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn says, without replying to Dive Makara, "You'd be rich! A new oilground!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn finally says to Dive Makara, "Are you, LIke, a poet?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Makara is a many things it does, Renesters Men we make it! Do it for better things, we revolutionates it! We is makings the dinosaurs, yes we is, and then it's for safe for Empelel and everybody is happies and there's no Cassians, hateful evil Cassians we hates them!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, ".. .. .. What's a Cassian, dude?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Cassians! Nasty nasty Cassians broke Makara's head, but Makara tricks its! Makara LIves it on and fights for Empelel and soon it'll finds its the Cassians and it'll kills it, nasty Cassians, and everything will happy! All the Cassians, Empelel it fights them Being All and Being Yes, they dies and then it's Yourtopia and everygood!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Lessee, Yourtopia sounds LIke Utopia, which just smells of CoaLItion. Empelel is Empire, kid? Relyin' on your id, eh?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Makara not reLIes on its! Makara reLIes on its themses, it's the Empelel Sitchtaw Gigmaw goodbig and cares after LIttle Makara! Fights it Makara for the coals yes, kills those nasty LIttle Cassians four-legs mostnohairs it's got sacks of flesh and beady eyes, Cassians yes they birthed him yes, nasty LIttle Cassians broke our heads but we'll smash thems, yes, we'll tusk thems good with the Clarish!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Sounds it's you suspicions. Is you sent from the Cassians? Did the nasty Rollos it sent you? Is you a Cassian? You is a Cassian, isn't you? Sounds LIke a thing, it does, bad thing wants to steal our teeth so it sent the pirate! Makara will kill that pirate and then Makara will chews you up, nasty Cassians!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Is it angry Makara, yes they is! Taking from Makara the Hershey's Kisses and the bluegrass music, you're not the goods! Nasty Cassians! Makara angry angry angry angry gwog, Fruit Roll-Ups angry angry angry!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "I'm not a Cassian. I'm a Daryn." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Is they said thats the Westdragons but they was Cassians, yes, not calls themselves Cassians but they was Cassians, nasty hu-men all Cassians, all nasty people want to break us Makara, want to break us MaverLIngs! Makara won't trusting the Cassians again! Makara killsmashes the Cassians before theys is trickings Makara again!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "I'm not a hu-men. I'm a Daryn." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "And you would do well to remember that, Grommit-Mac!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Says the Daryn that! Makara keeps its eye on the Daryn it does! How can Makara trust its, that voice on the Talkingbox but it's not a people, it's a voiceses! It says not it's a Cassians but how can Makara trust its? Gwog, Makara wants candies." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "It's the Grommit-Macs it is what is it?! Sent the Cassians it's the pirates or it's something elses? Day that the Mayor McCheese but it wasn't a Mayor McCheese, it was a Cassians, and Makara angrybe was! Maybe Grommit-Mac is a Cassians in a heavy burger suits!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Perhaps I am merely a voice on the TalkingBox, Grommit-Mac! Perhaps that is what a Daryn is! Or maybe the Daryn will see you and play a tune, for Daryn is the Daryn." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "The Daryns it says it playses the tunes, but does it playses the tunes? Playses the tunes, it proves it! Says it's not the Grommit-Macs, proves it! Plays Makara a tunes, it does!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Very well, Grommit-Mac." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn plays a scale on the guitar, and then an arpeggio in the same key, and then chords in the root, first, and second, and third inversions. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "The Daryns it's guitargot, it does, it does! But or it's downlerding from the Interwebs, it could bes, but Makara doesn't thinks it's thats! It playses the tunes, unit thinksing." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn plays minor versions of the chords he had just played, "If y'LIsten carefully, there's a distinct difference between recordings and the real thing." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Tells the Makara, the Daryns should it should tells, what's the Grommit-Mac and where's the pirate? The pirates wants our teeth but we won't give its to them, gwog, but we won't gives it to the Grommit-Macs, but it can't finds the Grommit-Macs Burgerman Mayor and it wants to know to find it! Nasty Grommit-Mac it took off its head for Mayor yearses ago." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Nasty years ago it's Grommit-Mac taking off its cheeses, but there's nothing in oilses, and there's nothing in Repforloid, just it's! Nasty Cassians just it was and Makara wants it find it and kills it revengering for the yearses ago it thought it was the Mayor! City planning gone to waste, my proposalses never gots to the city and Makara was madden!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "The Pirate is in a great magical ship-fortress called...THE GESELLSCHAFT! *guitar riffs* I think? There are quite a lot of pirates around, young boy!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "The pirate it was sent by Cassians, yes, and nice LIttle mousefriend says it's pirates it's named Gwog, walks around it does and wants my teeths! Teeths it doesn't belongs to Cassians to pirates, though, and nasty Grommit-Mac it stole my city planses, so Makara wants kill it make for betterLIfe! Good out of stabhappy make, gwog, funnel cake." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "I LIke funnel cake." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "It's the goods, the funnel cakes yes! Tasteses LIke the happy gardenses in Germanies where LIttle Makara founds its Emperlel! Funnel cake it makes the goodses, yes, happy tree and no butters but it's still good for eating, gwog. Soggy but it stays!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger whimpers. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "What... the... hell..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger whimpers more. "Make it sto~op." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "Don't worry, Rigger, we'll pull through this together." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "See, Makara? Your mighty strength, though still developing, is already making the Cassians pay for their crimes. Right Dr. Matthews?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man snickers a LIttle. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Other it's people talkings now! Is you with the Funnels Cake or with the pirates and the nasty Cassians? Wants it makes it stop, it does, but it can'ts the stops! It keeps on going, gwog, till breath and puncture the Cassians and it stops the breath and over good!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "One, I have no idea what a Cassian is. Two, I will hunt you down, and make you suffer in ways no man can imagine. Three... I'm getting some asprin now." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man sounds LIke he's about to say something. He doesn't. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "You're a Cassian, Matt." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "Don't call me that." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "And if I am then I guess that makes you, too." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Nay! I am a Daryn!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Nasty Cassians! It's gots the lungs and it walks with two legs not much hair! Nasty Cassian it broke Makara's head, but Makara getpunch back at it will make it, and all of Cassianses! Nasty the Daryns, did it LIes to Makara? Cassianses always it LIes to Makara! Nasty hu-men always it LIes to Makara!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "You may be a Matt yourself, but I'm not sure yet." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "I'm a Daryn, pal, that's all I know. If Daryn fits in with Cassian then there y'go." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Nasty the Daryns! Did its LIes to Makara? Is its the hu-man sorts? Will Makara finds and kills it the Daryn?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "Either he's using 'Cassian' as a term for human, or he knows someone named Cassian that hurt it and is considering all humans the same as Cassian." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Heh, I'm no human." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "That I agree with, nutjob." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "So do I. Duh. 'Cuz I'm not." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Mathy it's got its, it doeses. Nasty hu-men is all Cassians, nasty Mister Doctor Cassians that broke Makara!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Y'know where I can find this Doc Cassian?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "... Dr. Cassian? Huh. I'll have to check on that one. Not a name I recognise." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "If Makara knew where nasty Rollo was, nasty Rollo find it now today with crucifixion and the chest empty of boweLIngs! Nasty Southern Africas man, Makara's looking for its, and Makara will kill its! Makara will kill its before any others! Before Mathies and before Daryns, who says they is hu-men and then it says it isn't hu-men!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "Oooookay then. Someone needs a whole lot of counseLIng." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Nah, I'm not a hu-men. I'm definately a Daryn. Humanity's a pretty sucky race, and many people think they are part of it when they aren't. The race is a symbol of the Norm and many don't walk that pretty tightrope, kid." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "We may have to reanimate Freud for this guy. Maybe it all has to do with how he resents his father." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "If he wants to sleep with his momma, I volunteer Matt." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "... Oh shove off you degenerate." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Fathers! Makara doesn't have it's the fathers, only the Cassians walking tighter ropes than the Nolms! Gwog. Is the Daryn trying to confuse them? Suction races and the is when isn't and it's the peoples in the emboLIsm! The Daryn strange it is, doesn't talks it senses! Unit LIkeses the M&Ms." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Here rabbit, rabbit..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "I rather LIke the orange M&M's myself. Without the peanuts." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "OOC: Why do I have this sudden urge to say: 'Unit would LIke ham. All hail the Kaiser'?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] BroadbandClassic Jet Stingray transmits, "Hey, humans might be uncool at times, but a lot of them are rocking. ...And people think that /I/ get distracted easily. At least I remember was I was talking about when I start a rant. Or most of the time anyway." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "OOC: Where do you think I got the idea for Makara?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Most rockin' humans ain't, kid." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "OOC: Wooh!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Weren't you the one I sssaw getting kicked out of the pet ssstore for hitting people with your guitar?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Nasty Mathies doesn't LIkes the peanuts! The peanuts is good, it says Makara, it's the good peanuts LIkes the MaverLIngs! The new audiotalker voiceses LIes, it does! Nasty we want kills them Cassians hu-men, all they LIes and they is and they ain'tses and theys is Daryns and theys isn'ts the Daryn and it's angry! Makara hates them it does!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "I just don't LIke picking the peanut skins out of my teeth. It's annoying." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "And people sssay my eating habitsss are weird..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "I was innocent, Snake Man! I swear!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Makara will annoying you! The peanuts M&Ms is goods, they are! Even soggy eats them Makara, it does!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "Snake, your eating habits _are_ weird. Freak." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "Can't eats it Makara any other ways for bubble, for nasty Cassians! Falls out of bubble and the Makara does, nasty Cassian builds it, and the Makara can't see and hits a thing! Angry angry angry gwog, peanut M&Ms angry angry angry angry angry..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Well, at leassst I don't pick peanut ssskinsss out of my teeth. That'sss grosss." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "That's why I don't eat peanuts. Problem solved." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dive Makara transmits, "OOC: And sadly, the crazy babble ends here for the night. I'll be back tomorrow to make absolutely no sense." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "heh." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Sure, I might get sssome sssynthfur or sssomething, but..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Thisss sssucksss..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Whut?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "I'm having terrible luck hunting. I'll have to asssk Plant to ressstock the biosssphere."