Log started: 12/18/02 11:15:52 PM $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/27 Posted Author UN Press Conference Wed Dec 18 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (This is GNN! And POX! And WNN! And MNN!) (Cue Nightly News) Greetings, I'm Brandy Carr. Top Story: The United Nations gets revamped in a big way. Here's l33t Deer with the scoop. "Thank you, Brandy. Moments ago, UN ended its press conference. In which, alot of things were said, but here are the key points:" --- (Recording Begins) --- Kelly waits for silence before she continues, "This has been an trying year my friends. With the takeover of Europe by the CoaLItion for Reploid Freedom, and the control of Africa by the terrorist organization known as the Robot Masters. We have all certainly seen dark days in the months before this one." Kelly pauses dramatically then continues, "...Then the Stardroids came back." "As it disheartens me to even think so, The United Nations has grown soft and even while funding the Army known as RepLIforce, the United Nations have been easily pushed around. Far too easily in recent days. Tonight," Kelly states firmly, "I plan to change that." Kelly quietly watches the murmuring of the crowds and the press, before she continues, "It is with thought that I unite UN PoLIce, the UNIA, the ISUN, UNASA and the Musica Guard under one roof. One Organization. And it is with my hope that this new organization will help bring a world under God together and that we can Manifest our own Destiny, instead of those who came here to our planet, telLIng us what our Manifest Destiny is." Kelly smiles, "The name this new organization... isn't quite new, as it had been intergrated into the United Nations in the year 2100. The new organization is hearby christened: International PoLIce. Or, as it has been known back then..." Kelly pauses... "INTERPOL." --- (Recording Stops) --- "However," l33t Deer says, "Before the Press Conference can continue something... or rather Someone interrupted." (Report Continues) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/28 Posted Author UN Press Conference 2 Wed Dec 18 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- (Recording Continues) --- *Snap!* The sound of two fingers snapping against each other echos through the UN Assembly area, and in that second, /everyone/ finds themselves frozen in place. Not displaced from time, but rather immobile as you can now watch the arrival of Procyon. Procyon, who hasn't been seen since the incident on the moon looks quite different. An almost mad quaLIty to his eyes, the type you'd almost expect to see in Doppler's eyes when talking about the Maverick Virus and total world domination, or the type you'd expect from Wily when talking about anything at all. And its a mad quaLIty that just strikes out as being extremely dangerous. With a twitch of his LIp, he smiles wide, the teeth beneath his smile GLeaming in the LIght. That smile seems to contain all the maLIce in the world as he begins, "God? God doesn't LIve here anymore. He's grown weary of your hatred, turned a deaf-ear to your LIp service cries for justice." Procyon GLares up at the podium, right at McLaren. With another snap of his finger, Abernathy is brought next to him, just ahead of him, somewhat between he and McLaren. "Do you see Abernathy, my so 'esteemed' colleague?" His last words seem LIke pure sarcasm dripping off it. "See what your wonderful UN has brought forth? More hatred, more violence to be added to the wars." Procyon steps up, knocking the podium aside from where Kelly is, "Ladies and Gentlemen. You have been judged guilty of violations against LIfe. And for that, you have served Nigh well. And now, this very day - I assure you - will pay for all your hatred and ignorance against the LIfe that was so greatly bestowed upon you!" LIfting a hand, Procyon's hand GLows a bright blue, "Starting..." a finger extends toward McLaren, "With you." --- (Recording Stops) --- l33t Deer looks unsettled, "It looks LIke it's going to be April Fools 2211 all over again... save it was halted by this man. Abernathy, who has arrived with the Stardroid Procyon." --- (Recording Continues) --- Again, we see the incovenience the Stardroids put their alLIes through. Again, we see that the devil doth not support his children, and at the last day, doth speedily drag them down to hell. Some could say this is a miniature version of Hell already, and Procyon -- however well intentioned -- is the devil. Something about roads and their paving. Then again, Abernathy is getting /used/ to this -- which is why, as he's yanked into being abruptly by the Stardroid he 'betrayed' Earth to, he is immediately in motion, turning back to face Procyon with an expression that is textbook for 'unamused'. Extremely unamused. "And here I thought the person I made a deal with was a rational sort, Procyon," the diplomat remarks, almost as if he's not LIstening to what the Stardroid has to say. Perhaps he's not. "But then, I've been known to make mistakes." Perhaps that's because Procyon is about as far beyond rationaLIty as people get, and perhaps a diplomat as a student of people can recognize that -- and perhaps that's why as soon as Procyon begins his tirade against McLaren, his talk of vengeance ... Abernathy's stance alters just sLIghtly. "And, more unfortunately, your vendetta is -- " And as Procyon stretches out a hand, the diplomat interposes himself between the oncoming attack and the frozen McLaren. " -- With me." (Report Continues) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/29 Posted Author UN Press Conference 3 Wed Dec 18 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shock. Irony. Opportunism. Call it whatever you want, but it wouldn't be enough to define Gale Sorcerer's face at the moment. Pale of horror as he has probably never seen before, the mage cannot even say a word. Answers are way too bitter sometimes. "I am nothing, I am everything. I am the thing that once cared and no longer feels a thing for your wayward planet... /my/ home world!" Procyon GLares at Abernathy as he jumps in front of the wave of energy. Whereas a few days ago, Procyon would have made sure not to harm Abernathy, that sick and demented grin remains on his face as the energy continues right toward and into Abernathy's body. "People hate people for nothing at all. Our kingdom of love is ready to fall, hate is the power which keeps this world going on... its their motivation, their feeLIng..." And then, Procyon disappears, the smell of the hunt of a Stardroid upon Procyon's mind now... just as quickly as this attempted mass murder started, it is over. --- (Recording Stops) --- "I'm happy to report, that thanks to ableminded people LIke Pharaoh Man of the Robot Masters and Interpol's Muse, Abernathy is expected to recover from the assault and no one else was hurt. Procyon fled from the scene... just as weird things were happening..." (Report Concludes!) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/30 Posted Author UN Press Conference 4 Wed Dec 18 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ***Next comes several images from several news sources: Easter Island's Heads coming out of the ground and flying off towards space, Stonehenge being reconfigured into a spider before flying off as well... and various others such worldly renowned places... this just after having three dozen somethings appear in space.*** "It is with this threat, Miss McLaren concludes the press conference... with an extra surprise... for all of us." --- (Recording Continues) --- Kelly McLaren merely nods at Paradigm, and returns to the podium, "Interpol Agents," She eyes Bridgit and Bluegrass firmly... "We have no time to argue. Even now, something is tearing this world apart. I do stronGLy recommend that we take care of this, before continuing onward with these 'talks' as it were. I am sure the director of Interpol," it is here Kelly eyes Abernarthy, "will choose the heads of the IntelLIgence and Enforcement as well as Assistant Director, but for now..." Kelly smiles a firm general-LIke smile. "Let's show that S.O.B. that it is not nice to F**k with us, alright?" --- (Recording ENDS) --- "And so it looks LIke Interpol gains its first Director. It is still unknown whether or not the new Interpol will be able to weather the storm that is ahead of them and not fall apart. Time will tell. This is l33t Deer, GNN Seoul." Thank you, l33t. In other news... (BLIp. FINALLY!) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/31 Posted Author A Call to Arms Wed Dec 18 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ First cLIp is of the Stardroid Mars atop a flaming Greek chariot, pulled by two monstrous horses. It seems to 'travel' in orbit. Behind him, three dozen minor Stardroids - Vega, Thuban, Algol - most look hardened and ready for battle. Next shot is of Easter Island, one of the larger monoLIth heads erupting from the dirt, a full body underneath. It cracks its stony head to the sky before slowly LIfting off into space. This scene is played out a dozen times around the world - the headless form of Abraham LIncoln from Mt. Rushmore, a transforming Pagoda in Northern China, a spider LIke orbus from Stonhenge minor, an Amazonian guardian - these, dubbed the 'Dread Golems' by Mars all rise into the sky to join his conscripted army. Next shot comes with audio, Mars spurning Earth for faiLIng to rise to the occasion, spitting hate at his fellow hunted Stardroids for their pettiness. He proclaims himself the heir apparent of Duo, and in an almost reLIgious fervor, announces his intent to attack Nigh directly with his army. When asked about the dubious strategy of his plan, he commented he only intends to slow Nigh down, distract it, giving Earth time to find the Inventor and free the Mistress of the Zodiac, apparently confident that they and the people of Earth would be his final hope. Under a pledge to Duo, Mars prepared his army of Stardroids and Dread Golems when an Earthen reploid (shot of Alpha) pledged her sword to his army. Intrigued, the General of Duo's armies offered her a position as his archer atop the chariot. The entire platoon then rocketed out towards the blackness of Nigh at .2c. Attempts to track them with long range telescopes have proven unsuccessful as of yet, but astronomers around the GLobe are still scanning while batches of geologists and archaeologists have been sent to sites of the Dread Golems' awakening. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Tartarus $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 15/9 Posted Author Challenge Wed Dec 18 Kaph ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Challenge: Kaph, internationally renowned serial killer and superterrorist, scourge of Russians everywhere, ahs issued a challenge against Guts Man, the bane of the StarDroids and sinGLe stupidest cretin on Earth. Unless he's scaredof getting his ASS KICKED BY A GIRL. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ CiviLIan $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 13/14 Posted Author A quick note (OOC) Thu Dec 19 Abernathy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you have /any/ connections, of any sort, to the UN, that I might know of, @mail me. :> It'll save on hassles later, for all of us. --Teh Abbeh $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/31 Posted Author Hot Christmas Toy! Wed Dec 18 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Some generic Roboreporter appears on screen, "Good evening. Tonight we are reporting on this year's must have Christmas toy. With talks of the Stardroids once again showing up to deflower us, this year many people have gone retro in terms of toys. And no toy is hotter than the 2-pack Hero Boy Action Figure with 1000 Action Phrases and Stardroid Duo Whipping Boy with only 5 Galactic Phrases." Cuts to an image of a parent punching another parent in the face trying to get one of the last 2-pack figures on the shelves. "As you can see it is pure pandemonium! Fortunately for us we are told that Wilybrand Toys are planning to ship an extra 5 250 000 units for the hoLIdays across the world before the 22nd." The reporter holds both of the action figures in both hands pulLIng on Hero Boy's string, "Oh no! A fruit cart! Aieee!" He then pulls on Duo's string, "Ahhh! Hero Boy! Nooooo... I am defeated!" The reporter laughs, "Hahahaha, what imaginative toys. But what does this super demand mean for Wilybrand Toys and their stock holders? We stand here with one of the toy testers for Wilybrand Toys, Frost Man. Hello sir can you tell us more about this super hot toy?" Frost Man bLInks, "TOY!!! Frost Man want toy!" He yanks one of the Duo figures and pulls on the string, "Hahahaha! I will destroy you all cretins!" Frost Man laughs, "Heheheheh, toy funny! Frost Man happy! Wheeeee!" The reporter bLInks, "Uh right... Well I guess we won't find our answers here. But there is one question remaining, will these units be enough to satisfy the needs of every parent and kid out there? Or will we be seeing these toys appearing on eBay and selLIng for ridiculous prices to gulLIble parents? Back to you Nancy!" Before the news segment ends you see the reporter to the side talking to the camera man, "Oh yeah, I'll be hocking these on eBay. I'll probably make a small fortune in the process too." $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "Are there any Stardroids out there today?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "YO STARDROID 'XX! THANK YOU FOR ROCKING!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Hotstuff Harmony transmits, "/Why/ on earth are you so loud?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "... okay..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Why on Earth are people bugging the stardroids on the radio all the time. I friggin' swear, that must be why they are insane." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Hotstuff Harmony transmits, "I don't think that gives you the right to rattle out radios with your /screaming/.. most of us have wonderful hearing, myself included." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "They're intergalactic bulLIes capable of destroying worlds. I find it hard to beLIeve they can't figure out how to turn a radio off if they need some peace and quiet." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "You got hearin', no LIstenin'. YelLIn' helps. AIN'T THAT RIGHT!?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Nah, Doc Matt. Way I see it, the only way they can LIsten in on all our radios is that they are too cosmic to handle the silly LIttle things, LIke hunter gathering and not LIstening." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Hotstuff Harmony transmits, "Can't beat /that/ lame logic. Too bad you can't hear my eyes rolLIng." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "And now please tell me who you are so I can hunt you down and rip out your spleen with my bare hands, thank you. I don't need my eardrums ruptured." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Hey man, I've got proof here." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Hotstuff Harmony transmits, "Rigger has the idea, thanks sweetie." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Humans have forgotten how to do stuff as they mentally evolved." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "The Stardroids probably use better communication methodsd than our dinky LIttle radios, pal." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Rigger transmits, "I'm sure they do. They're only on these frequencies to converse with us. So, they can converse or they can not LIsten. Easy as that." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Not so easy, pal. What do you think they are using to talk to us?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Hotstuff Harmony transmits, "Alright, now /I/ want to know where you are." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Hotstuff Harmony transmits, "(OOC: Sorry about that! o_O)" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "And someone as anal as Duo probably would want to hear every LIttle word his pets were saying." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "I'm in your miiiind" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Mini Daryn eating your braaaain" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "So, I could just yell out, where I am, 'hello' and the stardroids would hear me?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Yeah, but they'd probably ignore you" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Or they'd be out of range or dead or something" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Not that they die, they just get eaten aLIve." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "I just wanted to know why they're steaLIng monuments." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Heh. Who says its steaLIn'?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Hotstuff Harmony transmits, "Well, the Stardroids are pretty good at doing things that LOOK pointless, but have some amazinGLy deep meaning that we'll never figure out." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "LIke getting drunk?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Uh. It was the whole army of Duo thing, weren't you payin' attention?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "And seems we're good at doin' things which look important, but are completely useless. Frankly, there's no way to judge importance except in relativity. Man, I'm hungry" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "Are you relatively hungry?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "yeah." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "Then go do something relative." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Compared to the people in Africa before Wily, I'm not hungry at all." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "But I could really use some processed meat burger" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Oh shoot, someone asked me where I was. I forgot. You still there, kid?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Want a real answer?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Oh, hunger. Right." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "Don't call me a kid." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "How old are you?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Wasn't talkin' to ya, but ya a kid too." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "10." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Days?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "Years. Idiot." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Man! That rocks! Ten years old, huh? The big double digits?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "Pah. I'm older." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "You're a big kid then, eh?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "Shut up." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Why don't you, uh ... ... Yeah, why don't you!?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man sighs. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "I was talking to you." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "No, you were talkin' to the MINI DARYN IN YOUR BRAIN." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "I actually agree with the squirrel. Shut up." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "You're making my head hurt." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Turn off your radio ... Or are you a stardroid?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "No, but I'm strong enough to power Neo Tokyo if I felt LIke it. So shut up." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "So go power Neo Tokyo and let me do what I do." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Kendra Njara transmits, "What do you do?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "No, how about you shut up or I fill you with electricity!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Go ahead." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Never LIcked a -walking- power socket before." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Terra Trunk transmits, "I'd advise against that course of action, myself." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Oh, I'm a workin' man, sir." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man growls... [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "... Jeez, even I'm not this fooLIsh when it comes to insults." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "Does this guy even know who he's talking to?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Um, no, not really." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "I'm Elec Man. I'm an Alpha. I was one of the first androids ever created. And you're getting me really angry." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Yeah? So you obsolete or something?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "I mean, I guess you could've gotten upgrades." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Metal Shark transmits, "You, fleshie, are certanly one with a death wish." :D "Not good things to say."" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Fleshie!? Who'ya'calLIn'a'stinkin'fleshie!?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "Fine. You going to keep talking this s---? Where the hell are you?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Metal Shark transmits, "You, fool. Tell me - what is such an idiot doing on broadband?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "I'm going to shove a Thunder Beam so far..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Eating away at your braaaains" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "braaaains" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Abernathy transmits, " ... Pot, kettle, Jaws." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "GAHHH!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Metal Shark transmits, "Mmm.. I see. Another moron I assume, then? None ususally have the guts to say such things to such powerful figureheads." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Me? Old as time. You? Younger than time. You? Kid. There you go." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Terra Trunk transmits, "Don't say I didn't warn ya." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Metal Shark transmits, "So.. By your logic I do not exist. Please explain." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Uh, dude, who is the powerful figurehead on the radio talking?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "I'd advise you to be quiet right now. It works for me when I get to this point." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "...someone tell me where this guy is, and I'll put his screams over this channel so you can all enjoy them." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Heh. Make me scream? I don't scream." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "You'll scream." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Anyway, I could care less about a tool used to power cities." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "...a...tool...?!?!?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Yeah." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man begins to utter a long stream of enraged curses. Here's a peek. "!#^*&Y^!)(*#!Y()*!&)*^!)(*#71(&)&^)!^)*^^(@!@$#!@#$!#$%!$!$!#!!!!!!!!!!!) [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "You were created to power cities, pal. Not to be some independent type." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT IS!!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "Right about now, I'd be running for a bomb shelter." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Squeak Toy Serenade transmits, "Dude. Elec. Calm down before you blow a power converter or something.." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "LIGHT CREATED ME AS A TOOL, AND WILY FREED ME AND GAVE ME INDEPENDANCE!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "He's not Bomb Man, idiot, he's Elec Man. I'd have to run for a rubber factory. duh." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "I AM NOT A TOOL!!!!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Big Bad Sword Man transmits, "Sir Elec, Calm Thyself...." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "DUde, look at your name. You are called 'Elec Man'" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "You don't know what it's LIke Sword Man! You weren't under the command of that twisted bastard!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "I'm not even going to answer that statement. Go play in a blender or something." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "You want independence, change your name to something. LIke Bill. Bill's a nice name," [Radio: (C) GLobal] Squeak Toy Serenade transmits, "Mmmm, tools. You know, Elec, angst is good and all, but if you're REALLY -that- upset about it, why don't you go fry LIght instead?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "Because LIght hides in a heavily shielded fortress filled with other people who would attack me on sight. I'd rather just tear this freak LImb from LImb." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Squeak Toy Serenade transmits, "So tell him you wanna come home. Trusting f00l that he is, he'll LIkely come out to see you." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "Er, you said that on the pubLIc radio..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cleaver Cow transmits, "Except for the fact that you just announced it over a pubLIc channel." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cleaver Cow transmits, "I knew you people were dim, but honestly." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "...I think LIght might still be that trusting." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "Shut up, you." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "I don't LIsten to kids. Go play in a sandbox." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Well, some kids are smart, but not the ones that get held back for ten years." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Scribe Robin transmits, "Need some help with this guy, Elec?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Scribe Robin transmits, "ooc:misalt" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "Need some help with this guy, Elec?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Squeak Toy Serenade transmits, "OOC: Heheehehe." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "Psssh. I won't need it. But if you want to kick his ass too, you're more than Welcome." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Now there's one thing I have to let you know before you kick my ass." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "Problem is, this coward won't say where he is." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "Oh dear, the moron has something to say!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Daryn is a property of Daryn inc. Any footage of Daryn beatings is owned by Daryn Inc." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Be a kickass video." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "Taping it. That's an excellent idea." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Squeak Toy Serenade transmits, "He's a Microsoft subsidiary. Kill without mercy, boys." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cleaver Cow transmits, "Really. Where's the proof of ownership and, for that matter, proof of the company existing?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "It's in my hands right now." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "...disgusting." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Squeak Toy Serenade transmits, "You can read?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "This guy is insane." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Squeak Toy Serenade transmits, "Huh. Proves they really will try to teach anything." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Yeah, without GLasses too." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "Alright then, let's make this a game. Give me a hint about where your already-doomed self is, and I'll try to figure it out. If I can't, you don't die." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "Yet." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "I'm in your brain. What's so hard about that to understand?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Elec Man transmits, "I'm an android. Technically, I don't have a brain in your fleshie sense of things." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Fleshie? Where do you guys get this idea that I'm a fleshie?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "And I know you don't have a brain, I ate it. Duh." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pyro Squirrel transmits, "You called me a kid when I said that I was 10 years old. A robot would think of me as an adult at that age." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bass transmits, "Cut Man is a senior citizen, and he's what, 15, 16 years old?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Who says I'm a bloody robot?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bass transmits, "Nobody, fleshLIng." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Daryn transmits, "Cool then." [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Metal Man transmits, "Luna are you there?" [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Metal Man transmits, "Luna this is serious. Come on reply."