Log started: 12/11/02 10:31:23 PM $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/15 Posted Author Now for something different... Wed Dec 11 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _-********-_ After 1,000 years... (~---$$$$$$$$$$$$---~)__ | _ __|__ \ one young Android | Dr.|/|/:/| ) | | :|: : / | / / will unlock | :|: :/: |/ / | :|/| / : | / the secret.... | : :|/: : |/ ( ) Coming to the WB, ~---____---~ Dec. 11th! Wi-ly-Oh! A new animated series by Hydra Entertainment, this is the story of a young Android named Elroy Wily, whom with the help of his friends, and the magical spirit within his Wilyinium Beerstein, engages in earth-shaking drinking contests with the fate of the world at stake... Now... It's /TIME/...to Drink! The preceeding commercial has been paid for by Hydra entertainment. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/16 Posted Author Nothing is Coming Wed Dec 11 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The hole in space is growing. It's all over the news, it's being talked about everywhere. Governments, gangs, clubs, on the street, the chatter about it is everywhere, as the effect grows more noticable by the day. Even in the thickest metropoLItan areas, where nightly LIght polution has obscured the stars for centuries, there's an uncomfortable, faint dark blotch in the sky, so pervasive is that emptiness. Pluto remains gone, and Neptune and Uranus are now faiLIng to show up to any means of detection. LIkewise, the emptiness in space has spread further beyond the planets, nearly a fourth of the night sky simply hollowed out. If one looks closely at the 'edges' of the hole in the starscape, you can even see the occasional star simply disappear... no flash, no fade. It's simply there one moment, and gone the next. Even during the day, when the sun's LIght should obscure all stars and the gaping holes between them aLIke, there's an unusual, dark fLIcker along the sun's own edge... just a brief shadow of movement, LIke something lurking just behind it. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly transmits, "Mmm. Eh', is de' Stardroid Virgo out 'der? Az' need ta' talk..."" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero transmits store intercom noise, "Attention RepLImart Shoppers, today's special is at an even better reduced rate if you're a card-carrying non-Nigh Stardroid. Thank you, and have a nice day." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Shield Shellfish transmits, ". . . "Yer all outta whack."" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly transmits, "Lemme rephras' dat', as ma' ill witted spaniar' copain may 'ave scared 'oters away. Aym' lookin' ta' speak wit' dah' Stardroid. Anay' Stardroid. Peaceful LIke." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "You sure they're gonna be able t'understand you with an accent LIke that?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Ice Man transmits, "You talk LIke that and wonder why no one responds? *snicker*" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly transmits, "Yew' dress LIke 'dat, an' wonder why no one tak' yew' seriously, Ice Garcon?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly transmits, "Ays' got no quarrel wit' yew'." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Ice Man's snickering ends abruptly. "HEY! People DO take me seriously!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bridgit Cascio transmits, "Oh aye. Yer seriously cute. " [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly transmits, "D'accord. D'accord. Aym' sure sum' people do....sum'...." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Ice Man transmits, "THHBBBBBBBBBBPT!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly transmits, "De' offah' stands, Stardroids. Ah' evan' brought sum' gumbo. Am' alone, an' I jus' want to talk." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero transmits, "Ay, Dios mio. Who put this... This false caLIente sauce in the fridge? Cajun. Peh." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pharaoh Man transmits, "Yew' leav' mah' Tabasco 'lone, Bolero. Or der' be a reckonin'." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Shield Shellfish transmits, "OOC: SPIIIICA!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero OOC: ... [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly curses. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cyber Peacock OOCly gigGLes. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly transmits, "OOC Accursed Mis-Alting!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero OOCly tips his chair laughing at the image of Pharaoh Man with a Cajun accent. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cyber Peacock OOCly LAUGH. Bolero, not when I'm DRINKING. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Shield Shellfish OOC, "Curses, from a Pharoah. Fittin', somehow." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bit OOCly chuckles, hard. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Virgo transmits, "OOC: Someone send that to Spica!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero transmits, "What Tobasco? I meant these Creole Jalepeño Poppers. No es caLIente. Es muy bleh." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly transmits, "Oh...dos'. Ay' tasted 'un 'ah dem', and dey' was bland. So, 'ay added a bit 'o Creole Magic to 'em." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cancer idly and OOCly eyes Cajun Ra. "Undead and NawLIns' Boy. Wrap him up. He's my new XMas Gift." o.o [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pharaoh Man transmits, "OOC Naw', Cancah', yew' be keepin' yo' claws ta' yerself, d'accord?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cancer OOCly swoons! o.o [Radio: (C) GLobal] Virgo transmits, "OOC: I LIkes the sound of that. Cajun Ra. :D" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Shield Shellfish OOC... Add it to tha borad? [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero transmits, "Qué magía de Cajun? Mis ojos no quema cuando aspiro. La comida es mala, muy mala." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly transmits, "Nah', yew' jus' dun' have anay' taste, Bolero. Ays' need ta' educate yew'" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Ice Man transmits, "Hey....cajun flavored ice cream.....it's crazy enough to work!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero transmits, "Coma mi chiLI con carne y muera un hombre contento." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly transmits, "Naw' yew' be gettin' me tew' tak' yew' seriouse, Ice Garcon. ChiLI con carne? Yew' mean dat' meaty soup ah' been givin' to recoverin' MSE Patients, caus' dey' LIke sumtin' bland?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero transmits, "Hay sola una ruta para resolver este problema..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly transmits, "Do shar', Bolero..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Ice Man transmits, "What'd he say?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero transmits the sound of a GLove slapping someone's face. "I challenge you to Master Chef. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero transmits, "Unless tiene miedo." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly gives a deep, hardy laugh, " Ohhhohoo, Bolero. Yew' on. Let de' duel o' chefs...begin! [Radio: (C) GLobal] Prismatic Spider transmits, "This... Will be interesting." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cancer transmits, "This will be interesting. Pity that Master Chef was cancelled..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero chuckles darkly in return. "Name a day." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Shield Shellfish transmits, "... Someone remind me, but what the bloody is a chef?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly transmits, "Oh, I 'tink we can 'range sumtin, Canceh'" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero transmits, "Someone that cooks, Clanky..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Shield Shellfish GLowers at the transmitter. "As opposed to some'un who tears arms out of sockets for unassumin' nicknames? [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cancer clanks his claws, "Goodie. I can't wait." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero transmits, "Sí, es verdad." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Crescent Grizzly transmits, "Dimanche, Bolero." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bolero transmits, "Sí, domingo." $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/17 Posted Author Return of Master Chef! Thu Dec 12 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *A Rush GNN Broadcast, interrupting all programs. INCLUDING, Everyone Loves Raymondbot. And especially Law and Order:Elevator Inspector's Unit* " Yes, you heard it here first, on GNN. Master Chef, for one time only, is back on the air with the 'Hottest of Hot' battle for supremecy between Bolero, RepLIforce Resident Spaniard, and Crescent Grizzly, Cajun Chef Guardian of RHQ London. The judge is rumored to be the Stardroid Cancer, who has expressed interest. Funds from advertising and ticket sales shall go to charity of the winner's choice. So, be here, Sunday, December 15th at 3 EST, for the one time return of MASTER CHEF:IF ITS TOO HOT FOR YOU, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!" Noreploidsorstardroidswereharmedinthemakingoftheadvertisement.MasterchefiscopyrightWoodManProductions,asubsidaryofWilyCo.GNN'sviewsandopinionsarenotexpressedwithinthisprogram,asitispaidforasadvertisingspacewithinourprogramming.AllworkandnoplaymakesJackadullboy.... *Returns to Programming* $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/18 Posted Author Master Chef Info Thu Dec 12 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The next event of the Doomsday Games has been chosen... save for one other. With this 'challenge' in mind, I shall resurrect the old show known as 'Master Chef' for this purpose. The challengers will be the ones known as Crescent Grizzly and Bolero. They will be facing each other... as well as... a Master Chef of their own choosing... We shall return to Kitchen Arena... one last time, for "Master Chef: Doomsday Games Edition". The date... is the same as previously announced. Good Day. (Wannabe the mysterious 'Master Chef'? @mail the crab. Of course, that doesn't mean they will choose you, but... it couldn't hurt. Secret Ingredient is TBA... just LIke in the real show, natch.) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$