Log started: 11/21/02 8:58:59 PM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Virgo Date: Tue Nov 19 02:10:40 2002 Folder: 0 Message: 48 Status: Unread Subject: Artifact Hunters ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've set a frequence 1828 for people who wanted to help us. It's tuned to the people who were at the scene, but others can be added if we Stardroids wish to add more. Players shouldn't be able to pass it on to others in their faction, but it can certainly be intercepted. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Are there any Stardroids on the radio tonight?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Dr. Doppler transmits, "Are you expecting them to answer?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "I just want to ask them if it's ok for us to eat the kittens in front of a LIve studio audience." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Gemini Man transmits, "Ooo...you're eating them>" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "And here I thought I wasss the only one who ate kittensss." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Well not right now cause I don't have them. But if I did I'd smush them up into a fine pulp and eat them." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Big Bad Sword Man sighs and audibly facepalms. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "No, the idea isss to eat them whole." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Guts Man's patented smushy kitten baby food!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Prismatic Spider transmits, "You know, I don't know why I even bother. None of you ever LIsten, you're built by a crazed egomaniac who probably specifically programmed you not to question or LIsten to alternate viewpoints, and you ask US to just surrender? This is simply ludicrous." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Teisel Bonne transmits, "Bah, I guess they stopped LIstening." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bass transmits, "It is the end result of their logical processes. They do not understand you, because they cannot." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Bass wanna go kill the remaining Space Kittens with me?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "Yeah... hehehe... oooh, that dog has a poofy tail!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "HERE POOF! HERE POOF!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man *gigGLIng!* [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Hey, _I'M_ perfectly happy with my essxissstanssce. What about you?" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/21 Posted Author Cease, Ceasefire! Thu Nov 21 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *news flash* The General of RepLIforce, in a bold move, was heard to announce the following on the GLobal broadband radio frequencies! Citing the incursions in Seoul as one of the reasons for the accord's dissolution, at least for the Master and RepLIforce portion. The announcement is as follows: "The cease-fire with the Robot Masters was dissolved upon the initial announcement of Wily's death. He has, since his return, failed to renew the cease-fire. All RepLIforce personnel are hereby cleared for defensive action against Robot Master crimes and incursions." It is unclear what this boades for the other portions of the cease-fire alLIances, or how it relates to the Stardroid menace. Stay tuned for updates! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/22 Posted Author Where's our Hero? Thu Nov 21 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A commercial appears on television with Mr. Movie Trailer Voice speaking, "During our darkest hour only one could help us..." Shows a silhouette of a small boy. "...when uGLy rears its uGLy head he'll always be there to save us..." A LIghtning bolt flashes illuminating the boy's face. "...because when the Maverick Hunters, RepLIforce and the UN fail us we have but one last hope..." Suddenly LIghts shine on a cardboard Hero Boy, "HERO BOY! He is our only hope! But have you seen him? Without his might earth may finally perish! So to everyone out there! Find earth's mightiest hero! Because earth's special forces are no match for them! Mega Man has failed us time again! RepLIforce is nothing but a corrupt miLItary group and the UN is dragged down by too many poLItics! HERO BOY! WHERE ARE YOU?!" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "I think Treble could use more chew toys." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bass transmits, "Hmm? Space kittens? Some have still survived this long? Amazing. I would have thought vivisection would have been the order of the day." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne can't help but gigGLe at the comment from Star. "...Having fun, Star?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "So totally, Tron Dudette! I dunno who's pooch this is, but he's so cuuuuuuuuuuuute!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Prismatic Spider transmits, "I'd be happier if I didn't have to argue with you people in order to get you to reaLIze that we're all going to die if we don't drop this stupidity at least until AFTER this is over." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "So. ... Is there a Leo?" "Or a Gemini, for that matter. We might not actually MIND him." "Regulus and Denebola." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Regulus transmits, "Pollux and Castor." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Is there a Marvin?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Oh. Are they still around?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Teisel Bonne transmits, "Ah, there you are, you crazy Stardroid." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Regulus transmits, "No." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Can we have their stuff?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Oooooh Stardroid stuff!" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "Aren't you the one that jussst ssspanked Pharaoh?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Regulus actually... begins to laugh. It's not a very happy, or even very sane laughter. [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "I wonder if they have a blow up Duet doll?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Tron Bonne transmits, "Yannow... that /is/ odd... ...Why are you Stardroids named for our constalations/" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Tron Bonne transmits, "Do your names just... change... on each Planet you go to?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Star Man transmits, "Yeah! That makes me a Junior Stardroid!" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Star Man transmits, "Whoa." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Teisel Bonne transmits, "Hey, uh, Regulus, is it? I think we need to, uh, chat." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Work against them!" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Man, Star Man...our surrogate family sucks." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Regulus transmits, "You? Family? Don't be absurd." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Star Man transmits, "Yeah, well, we're a helluva lot cooler at parties." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Star Man transmits, "So nyah!" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "Not to mention we don't go around poking our nosssesss into the busssinesss of other planetsss." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Sword Man transmits, "Perhaps we should quit fooLIng around...or perhaps the vernacular is better suited. 'Let us cut the crap.'" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "What happened to 'em?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Regulus transmits, "They are no more. Beyond that, I do not know." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "You don't know anything." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Yeah, that's pretty dull." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Regulus transmits, "That is truth." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "So you're agreeing that you don't know anything?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Regulus transmits, "That I know LIttle of what is coming? Aye, I must agree.... for now." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Ok, enough of that. What DO you know?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "And no more riddlesss." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "And tell us what you know in non riddle facts. Tell it to us as if you were a CLIff's Notebook about MacBeth." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "What's taking you so long Stardroid? Are you so dumb that you can't even remember what you know to us?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "~See this hat? Twas Stardroid cats!~" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Fusion Phoenix transmits, "Thank you Simpsons." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Just doing my duty." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Kain transmits, "Star Kittens? *pause* Tell me, did Pluto settled down and started a family?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Gemini Man transmits, "They are just ordinary cats." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "No, but these space kittens are just as good!" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "What makes a Stardroid different from an android, other than...being tougher, in theory, and coming from space?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "They lack common sense?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Star Man transmits, "*announcer voice* DROOOOOOOIDS! IIIIIIIIIIIIIN! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "And they can't tell you something with a straight answer always beating around the bush as if they're simply stalLIng for whatever it is were waiting to show up only to tell us they really didn't know anything in the end?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "There's that." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "You know, for a sssquishy tomato, you have sssome brief flashesss of geniusss every now and then, Gutsss." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Star Man transmits, "Can I?! *General* Bluhbluhbluhbluh, look at me in my big hat! Bluhbluhbluh!" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "In critical times my brain goes into overdrive!" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Seems LIke it." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "You mean it goesss into firssst gear?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Exactly!" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Sting Chameleon transmits, "Maybe you should try popping the clutch." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "I don't think LIght gave me a clutch." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* My word, my word! Bluhbluhbluh, but this is a right bad situation we've got here, bluhbluh! Quick! MobiLIse the infantry to carry my gigantic ass around! Bluhbluhbluh!" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Sting Chameleon transmits, " See? What do Monkeys know? You obviously need one." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Monkeys know how to cry." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Sting Chameleon transmits, "That's why its so fun to hit them." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Hitting kittens is funner." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "But General, there isssn't a vehicle large enough to carry your gigantic asss around!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "What about Frost Walrus? His ass can rival that of General's and can probably give him a ride." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* It cannot be! Quick! Let's spend some more of the MONEY we steal each year from the governments of the world and build a conveyance big enough to cart my fat ass around, so that it can break the minute we battle those boisterous Robot Master chaps, bluhbluhbluh!"" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "I guesss you're not much of a commander if they can't haul your asss to the battlefield, eh?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Gemini Man transmits, "Hey, General... we're causing trouble in a small building! Try and stop us!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* Certainly not! You think they would put an INTELLIGENT mechanism in charge of RepLIforce? I think not, thank you very much!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* Small building! My word! Perhaps the mere THREAT of my ass will drive you out!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "How do you handle insscidentsss in sssmall buildingsss, anyway? Sssit on them?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Gemini Man transmits, "Stands back and watches." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "General do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Fusion Phoenix transmits, "He's not on the channel at the moment." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Prismatic Spider transmits, "... Quite the mimicry." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* Well, mostly I... well, yes... and the stick is actually a telephone pole... and Signas does help some... righty-o..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Ssso General, jusst how many helpersss do you need to wash your aft?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "I heard Iris helped washed you too without Zero or Colonel knowing it." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* Well, it would most certainly be enough to fill a small country who's economy we could most certainly pilfer and destroy." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* Bluhbluhbluh, I do not know what you are talking about! That girl won't come near me!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "General, you hire a sssmall country to wash your aft? Or isss that jussst the job of thossse who get KP duty?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "General probably eats a small country for a snack too." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* Well, based on miLItary protocols which I feel I should some day read (since my name is GENERAL and all), they go in shifts. Washing the ass of their giant-assed commander is a PRIVELEDGE to these malnourished soldiers!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "General, did you take bullshitting lesssonsss, or doesss it jussst come naturally to folksss with huge aftsss?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Seems to me he can store alot of bullshit in that giant ass." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Well, I sssuppossse the UN doesss do a lot of bullshitting. Only natural they'd pick a natural to lead RepLIfarssce." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* Yes indeed! You see, when you have an army the size of several small planets, the majority of whom are... what is a deLIcate way to put this... painfull incompetant and somewhat flatuant, well, you need one with a strong moral backbone and an ass the size of Turkey to properly lead, motivate, and inspect such a squad of goof offs, jack offs, and one offs." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Plusss a sssuitably sssisszed asss to wash when they invariably ssscrew up?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* Certainly. I feel that one reason why the Maverick threat has not spread further is Sigma's lack of a truly giant ass." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "I thought that'sss why he had Byte?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* Well, yes, but Byte's ass, while still tremendously tremendous in its own right, is not the truly huge ass of a well seasoned commander who sits at home base eating Hot Pockets by the dozen and watching Buffy reruns LIke mine." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Ssso General, how many clothesss did you have to ssstrip off poor people to make that enormousss kilt to cover that giant asss of yoursss?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Have you ever thought about posing for Fatass Magazine General? You could be a 7 page centerfold!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* Funny you should ask that. Because we have found that it is much more satisfying to simply sit on the sheep by the flock-load and to crush them into the thing which surrounds my ass and unmentionables. Yes, it actually is a giant strip of smooshed sheeps which are then painted by a team of expert artisans from former Soviet Bloc countries who are still imprisoning cryogenically." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Ssso who doesss your laundry? I can't imagine a laundromat big enough." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* We spray me down with several firehouses simultaneously to get the washing LIke effect." $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/23 Posted Author Sting Chameleon vs Pharaoh Man Thu Nov 21 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Posted over the entry on the events board for the match of 'Sting Chameleon vs Pharaoh Man' is this sign: "Match Postponed due to Divine Intervention via Stardroid" Pictured is a Chibi-Regulus chasing after Ra with a sword while Sting Chameleon strikes a pose. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Isss that before or after you wash yourssself with Sssignasss?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* Uhm. I do not know the answer to that question. I have so many of my troops poking, proding, washing, and shining me or my person at any time during the day, my word I cannot keep track of them! Why, that'd be LIke asking me to run a multi-national armed force of some kind! Pish posh! GLorius day, kaluu kalaa!" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] MSE XO Fusion Phoenix transmits, "OOC test" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "(OOC) Yes" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Fusion Phoenix transmits, "OOC trigger test" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Thanksss for thisss enLIghtening chat, General *dissolves into hissing laughter*" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Star Man transmits, "*General* No problem! Its not LIke I have anything else to do!" [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Metal Man transmits, "Virgo are you there?" [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Virgo transmits, "I am." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Fusion Phoenix transmits, "So, what is this data we are planing on bartering?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "There's data? You mean, other people actually know things?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Pallbearer transmits, "I managed to gather some information from the Guardian of Atlantis." [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Kain hrms. [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Metal Man transmits, "Greetings, it seems some our petty squabbLIng is starting to cause the factional alLIance to fractue. It seems some of my sibLIngs own stupity could be the deaths of us." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Pallbearer transmits, "To begin with, what we appear to be deaLIng with are the Zodiac Stardroids - one for each symbol of the zodiac save Gemini, which is represented by two named Castor and Pollux. The new stardroids don't appear to know that their fellows still LIve...knowledge of that, as well as the location of Atlantis as a haven for them, would LIkely be very appeaLIng to them." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "So, who will we talk to, and how will we deterimine who we want to work with?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Well, you just TOLD them. They're on the radio." [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Kain (I will not comment by saying 'Oh Really? I'm not surprised.')oo. "..." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Dummy." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Castor and Pollux are dead." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Hahahahahaha, dumb asses." [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Virgo transmits, "Why am I not supprised." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "We don't know where they are LIstening or not." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "They're always LIstening." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Pallbearer sighs. "I could always take the /remainder/ of my information elsewhere, fools." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Regulus said we could have their stuff." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Pallbearer transmits, "What happenec to Castor and Pollux, then?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "You're a pale shadow of the true Gemini, Robot Master." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "I'm trying to get my hands on the Duet blow-up doll that one of the dead people owned. I'm gonna go around scaring people with that baby!" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man sighs. "Forcer. Regulus and Denebola are part of Leo. Has anyone seen a Leo?" "He said he didn't know." [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Tron Bonne transmits, "...Virgo? ...and Metal has a point. But, moreover. ...I'd LIke to talk to you soon, if I may?" [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Virgo transmits, "Momentarily child." [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Metal Man transmits, "If people do not pull their heads out of their afts we are all screwed." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Pallbearer transmits, "I had assumed as such, Regulus mentioned he may not have had much time under that name." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "We aren't sure why you're bothering to insult us yourself, Spider-man. If there is a terrible, powerful, Gemini, we'll beLIeve them when we see them. But they're not around anymore anyway." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Interesting. Perhaps Regulus and Denebola are to Leo as Pollux and Castor are to Gemini." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Or maybe they're the salt to the pepper." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "You're being hardly cordial yourself, Gemini Man." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "You expect friendLIness from us?" [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Barrage Raptor transmits, "Metal, it's the idiocy of your brothers that's going to cause the world to end." [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Barrage Raptor transmits, "Oh, and...Idle question. Do you know where Snake Man or the brother of your's who was pretending to be General happens to be right now?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Pallbearer transmits, "You expect our cooperation if you're not wilLIng to do the same?" [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Tron Bonne transmits, "Thank you, Virgo... Whenever you would be able. ...My family and I have some... questions." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "You'll either tell us the information now, or you'll tell it to us later without reaLIzing it's us." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "Sssinssce when isss it in our job dessscription to be friendly?" [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Metal Man transmits, "Mind if I join you Tron?" [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Metal Man transmits, "Can't sell em out Barrage, just LIke you would not sell out one of your fellows." [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Tron Bonne transmits, "...Sadly... ...This is a Family matter." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Pallbearer sighs. "Very well then, there's no point in continuing this. Good evening." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "It's behavior LIke that which causes difficulty in this work." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Talk with you later." "We WERE trying to be helpful." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "You RepLIforsscersss don't get it, do you? A trussce meansss we have to go along with you. It doesssn't mean we have to GET along with you." [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Barrage Raptor transmits, "Okay, fine. Don't sell them out...Just, uh...See if they might want to go to a deserted wheat field in Oaklahoma.." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Good night dumbass." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "You sit there mocking General over the radio for an hour, yet you kill when someone does the same to your precious Wily." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "You ever hear of two stars called Sirius and Achenar?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "Your point isss?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "I'm pointing out that we are not LIke you. We don't act LIke you, and while we are supposed to be working together you are expected to at least pretend to be poLIte. All you do is create more ill will with that kind of behavior." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "Then why do you think we should be LIke you and act LIke you?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Maybe you're the ones that are going about this all wrong. Here you are trying to aid cosmic beings who cause nothing but trouble. For once you have to see the big picture, if we destroy them now they won't come back. So aiding them is worthless." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "You can at least refrain from constantly insulting us." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "The Massster never sssaid anything about being poLIte." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "(OOC) Double checking spelLIng, it's Achernar" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "I think you're essxpecting the wrong thingsss from usss." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "And why should you people always dictate and decide what we're going to do? Why don't the Masters get their say or get to decide? You people are communists." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Because you try to do it the rest of the time?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider sighs. "Whatever. It doesn't matter at this point. Why do you feel that kilLIng the Stardroids will solve anything?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Explain why you feel that helping them will." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "Gutsss isss right. Jussst becaussse thisss isss a trussce, why should we be essxpected to conform to your idealsss and behaviorsss? We don't want to do that." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "We didn't kill them all before and look what that got us. A whole new sack of problems." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "We got problems because we meddled with the blasted Starhaven." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "And who wanted to meddle with Starhaven? The UN." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "And who works for the UN? RepLIforce." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Pardon, I do beLIeve that your Master was most interested in Starhaven as well." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "So you people are always wrong. It's now time to take a Robot Master approach." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "Were WE the onesss who wanted to meddle with Ssstarhaven?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Sword Man sighs....... [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "ENOUGH of this stupidity. Do as you will, I will have none of it. Perhaps when you are all being devoured you will look back and reaLIze your folly while the REST of the world works together." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "Only becaussse he knew othersss would be." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Only because you people were interested in it and he didn't want to let you get any strange aLIen technology for yourselves because we know you'd just tap it for your own selfish needs and try to annhilate us and the MAvericks with your cleansing of 'evil'." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "Then maybe we won't have to LIsssten to you bitching about it." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Shut up for a minute. Are you done trying to blame people?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Fusion Phoenix transmits, "Being poLIte would show us that you are SERIOUS about wanting to survive." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "We are giving you information and you are not paying attention to us." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "That's typical." [Radio: (E) Artifacts] Metal Man transmits, "Family.. what a headake. I'm going to be powering down for a bit. Give a hollar if i'm needed.." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "We are trying to save a WORLD here. You know, this hunk of dirt you are standing on? Yet all I hear out of you people is whining about how it's supposedly our fault for everything." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man transmits, "Who'sss whining about who?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "How are we supposed to pay attention when you insult us constantly?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Well if you gave us more information we wouldn't insult you for having sticks up your asses." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "We have not done so in several minutes. We are waiting for our brothers to finish." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "We were in the process of doing so when you exceeded the patience of Pallbearer." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Sword Man transmits, "This bickering gets us nowhere." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "It's not our fault you people lack patience and rush things now is it?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "But NOOOOOO, you're more interested in your annoying superiority complexes to pay attention to the fact that we're all going to DIE is we don't get outr act together." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Sirius and Achernar." "Damned if you do, and damned if you do. Any other questions?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Oh the Masters won't die. We'll prosper no matter what for we have backup plans upon backup plans and since you're not sharing any info we'll let you croak." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Uh huh. And how do you propose to do this if Doctor Wily dies as well?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "I could be wrongt, but being chopped in half by what appears to be a being of LIving entropy probably isn't good for you." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Okay, now that that's been said... Sirius and Achernar." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "There you go. Do some research on that." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Sword Man transmits, "Sirius and Achernar?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "That's right." "There are no Stardroids by those names. But it's the same principal." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Interesting." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man laughs. [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Which means there may be yet another group... Achernar, Canopus, Sirius, Procyon, Eridanus, Cursa, Rigel.... Betelgeuse... I see." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "There may even be a Planet X Stardroid!" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Gemini Man transmits, "Well, there's an endless road." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Betelgeuse has appeared here however." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Probably some whacked out future version of Mega Man at that hellbent on kilLIng humans." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Hmm... So you already knew about Betelgeuse?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "That's a great classic movie, especially the 4th remake." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "How about the Stardroid?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "Watchoo talkin'bout?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "A Stardroid calLIng himself Betelgeuse appeared." [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Guts Man transmits, "did you say his name 3 times for him to appear?" [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Snake Man snicker. [Radio: (D) AlLIance] Prismatic Spider transmits, "No. But he did look LIke the movie persona." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "So how come all of the Stardroids shut up? Did the evil thing eat them yet?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "One can only hope." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "I hope so, then we wouldn't have to argue with retarted RepLIforcers for more information." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Kaph transmits, "Hope springs eternal, Eternity is a bleeding long time." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Oooooh blood for an eternity!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "If she blowsss up my lunch again, she'sss going to be ssspending an eternity with a foot up her rear." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cleaver Cow transmits, "Somebody detonated a lunch?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Aye. She blew up my fricking robopidgeon." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Kaph transmits, "I popped it." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cleaver Cow transmits, "Oh. Not real lunch then." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Wanna get a kitten snack from Wily World Snakes?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "I wasss going to eat it, ssso yesss it wasss a lunch." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "And kitten sssoundsss good..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Well let's go get one right now!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "I'm ssstarving. I haven't eaten anything sssinssce Wily removed that Ssstardroid bubble thing from my ssstomach..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Those Stardroids are evil putting bubbles in your stomach so you feel full." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Well, it had that ssstupid rodent in it. Ssso I ate it." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cleaver Cow transmits, "What did it do after that?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Not sure. Why?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cleaver Cow transmits, "Nosiness." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Lassst I sssaw him, he wasss rolLIng away in it. If I ever catch him again, that'sss it for him..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "SNAKE! Don't say that! Ditz is our friend! And for all we know he's the only one that may save us!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "He'sss alssso quite tasssty." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "No! No mouse for you! Go eat a kitten!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Gutsss. I eat rodentsss. That wasss formerly my primary function. He'sss a rodent. He getsss near me, I'm going to eat him." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "No you're not!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "You can't eat my friends!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "How come you weren't thisss upssset a few daysss ago when I actually did eat him?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Cleaver Cow transmits, "Took this long for his brain to process." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Well I couldn't do anything to get him out now could I?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Probably. But I'm thankful you didn't." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Darn right." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man gives a verbal shrug. "And even when the Massster had me patched back up, I ssstill really, really wanted to devour him again, even though he wasss ssstill in the bubble. It'sss not sssomething I can help." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "What if we had Wily program you not to eat Ditz and eat Stardroids instead?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Then I'd ssstarve to death after we sssend them packing." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Well after you've ate them all we could program you to eat our enemies." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Besssidesss, I'm way too sssmall to eat them." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "What if we made you bigger? Wily Dragon big?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "How much longer do we have to wait for the evil shadow thing to show up? do the Stardroids have a set date for it to arrive?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Gemini Man transmits, "Next Thursday." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Metal Man transmits, "..." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Gemini Man transmits, "It's going to demand pumpkin pie." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bass transmits, "And the fixin's." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Metal Man transmits, "...." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man gives a hissing laugh. [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Well too bad, the pumpkin pie will be mine! All mine!!! MWHAHAHAHA! No pie for Stardroids! Come back 4 years!" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Metal Man transmits, ".... *sigh*" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Hmm. I wonder how badly Pharaoh got hisss aft kicked by the Ssstardroid?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Maybe we should give them raisin pie instead." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Did you ever get a chance to beat the sssnot out of him, Gutsss?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Out of who?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Pharaoh." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Sure did. Knocked him right out in the training room." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "How bad did he lossse?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Pretty badly considering I'm suppose to be inferior to him. Or so he claims." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "He claimsss that about everyone, I think." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Sounds LIke Pharaoh Man is a Stardroid wannabe." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Isss he ssstill demoted to the rank of Peon?" [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "Let's hope so." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Bass transmits, "Yes." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Ssso theoretically the metsss can order him around. How deLIghtful." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "My hardhats need to be poLIshed." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Snake Man transmits, "Heh. He'sss still LIsssted in the computer asss Platoon Commander." [Radio: (C) GLobal] Guts Man transmits, "I think I'm gonna go to New York and get me some kitten soup at Ruby's Diner."