Log started: 11/10/02 9:55:06 PM

Texas

 	Proud and independent minded, Texas is known as the Lone Star State, having once spent a short tenure as an independent nation before joining the United States. The second largest state besides Alaska, Texans are a fiercely proud people, who enjoy their steaks extra large and their music with country style. Much of the state is large expanses of plains and desert, though several small towns, large cities, and Mega-cities dot the landscape inbetween the vast stretches of emptiness. The heat is often above 100 in the summer, though the low humidity makes it not quite as noticeable. 

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 El Paso

 Submerge <D>:             Underneath Gulf of Mexico
 Gulf <G>:                 Gulf of Mexico
 North <N>:                Great Plains
 East <E>:                 Louisiana
 Southeast <SE>:           Central Mexico
 Southwest <SW>:           Mojave Desert
 West <W>:                 Southwest United States
 Up <U>:                   Sky Above Western United States

[Radio: (C) Global] Dynamo transmits, "Yesss... hmm-mmm-mmm..."

[Radio: (C) Global] Patchup Panda transmits, "...wha?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Dynamo transmits, "Nothing at all..."

[Radio: (C) Global] Patchup Panda transmits, "'Kay then..."

[Radio: (C) Global] Kaph transmits, "If you were worth your salt, you'd do violence for free."

[Radio: (C) Global] Dynamo transmits, "I am a tradesman, and my trade is violence. Art like mine is not something given easily... or cheap."

[Radio: (C) Global] Kaph transmits, "Why pay for a shoddyob when you can do it yourself for free?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Sounds Human Dark Static transmits, "Because he'll get it right the first time."

[Radio: (C) Global] Kaph transmits, "I'd tell you to put your money where your mouth is. But you have no money."

[Radio: (C) Global] Sounds Human Dark Static transmits, "You'd be surprised."

[Radio: (C) Global] Kaph transmits, "So what? you talk smack for him too? He's scared Imight have a good comeback, and he'll cry?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Sounds Human Dark Static transmits, "Nah. He's more than capable of sending you whining home to your boss. I just have a bad habit of getting into conversations."

[Radio: (C) Global] Kaph transmits, "My boss?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Sounds Human Dark Static transmits, "Nice picture to go with the voice, by the way. You know you're on EVERY UN board in the world? But then, getting photoscanned in Seoul attacking Repliforcers does that."

[Radio: (C) Global] Dynamo transmits, "Indeed... it'd be worth my time to hunt you if I didn't have a better assignment in the wings."

[Radio: (C) Global] Kaph transmits, "Well if you have a better assignment, then how come you're complaining about being bored?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Dynamo transmits, "I was. Until about 10 minutes ago."

[Radio: (C) Global] Kaph transmits, "Oh. Right. I forgot. You're all talk""

[Radio: (C) Global] Kain transmits, "Are you still after Metal, Dynamo?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Dynamo transmits, "Sadly, no. He managed to hide until his contract expired. It doesn't matter. I earned enough money for blowing apart and humiliating his brothers."

[Radio: (C) Global] Guts Man transmits, "Oh yeah it's time for Duff Man! Oooooh yeah!"

[Radio: (C) Global] Plant Man transmits, " . . . . Morons. I am surrounded by morons."

[Radio: (C) Global] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "Welcome to my world."

[Radio: (C) Global] Patchup Panda transmits, "Duff Man?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Peanut Gallery Abernathy transmits, "Morons? Oh, I don't know. Gutsy has proved remarkably creative, in an idiot-savant sort of way. You do him disservice!"

[Radio: (C) Global] Guts Man transmits, "Duff Man cannot die! Only the android who portrays him! OH YEAH!"

[Radio: (C) Global] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "I refer not only to the Robot Master, but to the wide gamut of fools and imbeciles I must listen to nightly"

[Radio: (C) Global] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "Speaking of which, have you fools finished the Stardroid issue?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Peanut Gallery Abernathy transmits, "No. We've been much too busy being foolish."

[Radio: (C) Global] Kain transmits, "Very busy. We... after all, must continously be foolish. Just for you, DeVry."

[Radio: (C) Global] Guts Man transmits, "Yeah, like pushing innocent civilians without anyone being able to stop me. Ha! You are powerless against my random shovings!"

[Radio: (C) Global]  Chi transmits, "I'll keep that in mind for when this cease fire is over with, Guts Man"

[Radio: (C) Global] Guts Man transmits, "You know what else you can keep in mind? Me having diplomatic immunity to be a jerk and you not being able to do anything about it! Now who wants hamburgers?!"

[Radio: (C) Global] Bass transmits, "Guts Man is the pusher robot. I thought everyone knew that. He's the pusher robot, and I am the shover robot. Guts Man and I will protect the world from the terrible secret of space."

[Radio: (C) Global] Bass transmits, "I'll take two of my usual, Guts Man."

[Radio: (C) Global] Peanut Gallery Abernathy transmits, "Keep your bread away from me."

[Radio: (C) Global] Plant Man transmits, " . . . I /knew/ there was more than one reason that you scared me, Bass."

[Radio: (C) Global]  Chi transmits, "If you are buying... I'll take three burgers"

[Radio: (C) Global] Sounds Human Dark Static transmits, "Now, now, let's not fight among ourselves. There's a perfectly good DeVry not covered by treaty to use as a punching bag, remember."

[Radio: (C) Global] Bass transmits, "But we in Wily Africa have such /good/ bread. Especially pumpernickel."

[Radio: (C) Global] Peanut Gallery Abernathy transmits, "Is that a subtle cue to emmigrate? Because I would, really, if I weren't worried that it would be shoved down my throat."

[Radio: (C) Global] Guts Man transmits, "You ain't getting any of our hamburgers. You're nothing but enemy filth. Unless you want the leftover hamburgers we're gonna throw in the dumpster. I heard that Repliforce is so poor they eat out of dumptsers."

[Radio: (C) Global] Patchup Panda transmits, "No we're not! We eat outta the fridge!"

[Radio: (C) Global] Guts Man transmits, "Who's this new voice I hear yet cannot recognize?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Peanut Gallery Abernathy transmits, "Considering where they get their funding -- no, no. I'm not entirely surprised."

[Radio: (C) Global] Patchup Panda transmits, "Uh...me."

[Radio: (C) Global] Kain transmits, "...who's me?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Patchup Panda transmits, "Me!"

[Radio: (C) Global] Peanut Gallery Abernathy transmits, "Him! It's abundantly obvious!"

[Radio: (C) Global] Bass transmits, "Don't think of it as being shoved down your throat. Think of it as assisted digestion."

[Radio: (C) Global] Cleaver Cow transmits, "I'm going to have to remember that one. 'Assisted digestion'."

[Radio: (C) Global] Peanut Gallery Abernathy transmits, "Ahh, I see. Thank you, but no -- my digestive tract does quite fine without any assistance."

[Radio: (C) Global] Bass transmits, "Maybe some assisted digestion would help it work better."

[Radio: (C) Global] Guts Man transmits, "Yeah, let's assist him right now."

[Radio: (C) Global] Peanut Gallery Abernathy transmits, "Perhaps. -- Stay away from me, you freak."

[Radio: (C) Global] Sounds Human Dark Static transmits, "And people wonder why I never get bored at my job..."

[Radio: (C) Global] Guts Man transmits, "Go back to your park bench Bummy McSmelly Pants."

[Radio: (C) Global] Peanut Gallery Abernathy transmits, "'Fraid I can't -- I have a home now."

[Radio: (C) Global] Guts Man transmits, "Really? Where?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Peanut Gallery Abernathy transmits, "Under your bed. Shh, don't look. I bite."

[Radio: (C) Global] Plant Man sings quietly, ~/o woke up this morning and the streets were full of cars / all bright and shiny like they'd just arrived from mars / and as i stumbled through last nights drunken debris/ the paperboy screamed out the headlines in the street ~/o

[Radio: (C) Global] Guts Man transmits, "I have a bed? WOW!"

[Radio: (C) Global] Peanut Gallery Abernathy transmits, "The things you learn off the global radio!"

[Radio: (C) Global] Plant Man sings quietly, ~/o another war and now the pound is looking weak / and tell me have you read about the latest freak ? / we're bingo numbers and our names are obsolete / why do i feel bitter when i should be feeling sweet? ~/o

[Radio: (C) Global] Cleaver Cow transmits, "What, nothing?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Peanut Gallery Abernathy transmits, "Essentially, yes."

[Radio: (C) Global] Cleaver Cow transmits, "Figured. And who's singing?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Guts Man transmits, "Excellent."

[Radio: (C) Global] Plant Man sings quietly, ~/o hello, hello turn your radio on / is there anybody out there ? / help me sing my song / la la la life is a strange thing / just when you think you learned how to use it / it's gone ~/o

[Radio: (C) Global] Plant Man sings quietly, ~/o woke up this morning and my head was in a daze / a brave new world has dawned upon the human race / where words are meaning less and everything's surreal / i'm gonna have to reach my friends to find out how i feel ~/o

[Radio: (C) Global] Plant Man sings quietly, ~/o and if i taste the honey is it really sweet / and do i eat it with my hands or with my feet? / does anybody really listen when i speak / or will i have to say it all again next week? ~/o

[Radio: (C) Global] Plant Man sings quietly, ~/o hello, hello turn your radio on / is there anybody out there ? / help me sing my song / la la la life is a strange thing / just when you think you learned how to use it / it's gone ~/o

[Radio: (C) Global] Patchup Pandahums along softly.

[Radio: (C) Global] Cleaver Cow transmits, "...Great. Excellent. Show-stopper. Who the heck was that?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Guts Man transmits, "Who the hell are you is a more appropriate question."

[Radio: (C) Global] Cleaver Cow transmits, "I asked first."

[Radio: (C) Global] Plant Man chuckles.

[Radio: (C) Global] Cleaver Cow transmits, "If you insist, though...Chef Cow. Originally from the Moonlight Restaurant in Texas, now...freelance. Eh heh. Or that's as good an answer as you'll get, anyhow."

[Radio: (C) Global] Plant Man murmurs, "Freelance chef . . . sounds delightfully homicidal."

[Radio: (C) Global] Kain transmits, "...Wasn't he one of your chefs during that whole 'Master Chef'... thing?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Plant Man transmits, "No, not at all . . I would recognize the voice."

[Radio: (C) Global] Cleaver Cow transmits, "...I'm a she, if you mean me. I mean, it's not /that/ hard. Cow. Not bull. Cow."

[Radio: (C) Global] Guts Man transmits, "Heheheheh, cow. What's next, Waiter Pig?"

[Radio: (C) Global] Peanut Gallery Abernathy muses, "Although you DO know what they say about Texas..."

[Radio: (C) Global] Plant Man plays a canned recording of a cow mooing.

[Radio: (C) Global] Big Bad Sword Man transmits, "....what is all this prattle about?"

[Radio: (C) *GLObal]  Heat Man transmits, "That's what I want to know..."

[Radio: (C) *GLObal] A voice that is not Morph Moth transmits, " OOC Don't have a cow, man"

[Radio: (C) *GLObal] Cleaver Cow transmits, "We never had a waiter pig. I mean, pigs?"

[Radio: (C) *GLObal] Cleaver Cow transmits, "Okay, I give. What do they say about Texas this time?"

[Radio: (C) *GLObal]  Abernathy transmits, "It only produces steers and queers."

[Radio: (C) *GLObal] Plant Man transmits, " . . . ."

[Radio: (C) *GLObal] Sounds Human Dark Static transmits, "Isn't he great, folks? He'll be here all night!"

[Radio: (C) *GLObal]  Abernathy transmits, "I'm merely the messenger for this one."

[Radio: (C) *GLObal] Cleaver Cow transmits, "...I'm not even going to comment."

[Radio: (C) *GLObal] Kain transmits, "..."

[Radio: (C) *GLObal]  Abernathy chuckles softly, counting the 'dead air'. "One, two ... anyone else?"

[Radio: (C) *GLObal] Patchup Panda transmits, "...queer steer?"

[Radio: (C) *GLObal] Plant Man transmits, ". . . brings new meaning to the term 'bullpucky'."

[Radio: (C) *GLObal] Cleaver Cow transmits, "I /really/ have no comments."