Log started: 11/14/02 12:00:26 AM WilyWorld - Wily Avenue Just past the ticket booth, an array of shops and stalls LIne the path towards the park's most prominent feature: a giant Skull Castle smack-dab in the center of it all. Along the way, though, LIe consumer opportunities galore, ranging from carts selLIng Guts Man plush dolls to Dust Man's Junk Heap, the sinGLe largest gift shop in WilyWorld. Off to one side is what appears to be an airlock, with the words "Zero-G" emblazoned across it. From there is the LIne for Gravity Man's roller coaster. Exercising the cutting edge of hologram technology, the ride's tracks are completely invisible for the ultimate in unpredictable thrills. Contents: Contents: Wildrider [Hunter] [MH] Cyclops [Armor] [M] Snake Man [RM] Dr. Wily [Casual] [RM] Rigger [Lab] [MH] Gravity Man's Zero-G Skull Castle : WilyWorld - Skull Castle Entrance Arch : WilyWorld - Entrance Arch The expression on Rigger's face is to say the least quite priceless. As before the corner of her eye twitches, though this time her face reddens as well. Her first instinct is to naturally LIft a hand and aim a slap at Wily, one which she would most certainly would hurt a great deal, but she catches herself before swinging out and instead clentches her hand into a fist. Punching would be better but she satisfies herself by stuffing it into her pocket along with the other hand. "Don't ever touch me. Got it?" Gizmo GLIder arrives from the WilyWorld - Entrance Arch. Gizmo GLIder has arrived. Snake Man didn't see what Wily did, but he's perceptive enough to make a pretty good guess. He grins at her reaction, showing a fearsome amount of sharp, needle teeth. But undernath the cheerfulness is a watchful gaze. He's ready, if she wants to try anything... Dr. Wily cackles madly as Rigger balls her fist and stuffs her hand into a pocket. Eyebrows wagGLIng, he gives a good squeeze. "Certainly my dear, whatever you say. Hands off it is." As he says this, he gives he rear a LIttle pat. His hand comes back, ever so slowly, the fingers wagGLIng and then streaks forwards............only to stop at the last instant. Maybe Wily DOESN'Y want to pusch his luck. "I do hope you weren't to offended. I just couldn't help myself." Wily snickers, and looks over at Snake, smiLIng evilly. Of course, he knows what the Master is thinking, but he isn't going to provoke Rigger /too/ much further. Clown Man and Sideshow enters Wily World... just in time to hear Rigger's rant. "Huh." says the LIttle clown, as the monkey smirks. "You know what that means, Clownie?" Clown peers at Sideshow. "And what's that?" "Wily has scored." "Cool. EXCELLENT!!!" And immediately Clown and Sideshow air guitars. ^_^ Heck with cookies. Have a beer. You earned it. :) Snake Man gives a hissing chuckle. "You ssstill have the movesss, Massster." His grin widens as his mouth opens sLIghtly, giving Rigger a good view of the poisonous fangs that partially swing forwards as he does so. It's obvious that he won't hesitate to use them should it become necessary, either. After the air guitaresque, Clown and Sideshow worships Wily a la Wayne and Garth (bowing continously while on their knees while stating: "We are not worthy! We are not worthy!") Cyclops enters Wily World at this point, not because he himself wants to, but because his LIttle hawk does. The robotic hawk in question is perched on the cyborg's shoulder, and looks fairly pleased. UnLIke Cyclops that is... And so the Maverick continues to walk along until he spots the scene in front of him, and his red eye sharpens sLIghtly, before he walks closer. Rigger digs her hands farther into her pockets as her face reddens further from holding her breath. She couldn't hit him, couldn't hurt him... But be damned if she was going to let this go unprotested! Her hands search around in her pockets to find what she has within. And then a sLIght smile crosses her face as her eyes narrow dangerously. One hand withdraws with a white doctor's facial mask which she promptly slaps over her own face and holds in place while the other LIfts with a small metalLIc silver spray canister. Very small, really, more LIke a trial-sized bottle of perfume. It's this she aims at Wily and gives a quick spritz of before begining to step back. "You could say I was offended, yes," she utters from behind the small mask as she begins to laugh. "Maybe you should take a bath." Because if the spray hit Wily, well, he might notice he's begun to stink now. And it's not half as pleasant as perfume. Dr. Wily jumps back from the spray with a yelp. "Ahhh! Wench!" He sniffs abruptly, and bLInks. Sniff. BLInk. Sniff. BLInk. "Vile wench, what did you spray me with!?" He waves his hands in front of his nose frantically. "Augh! Grabbing you ass was nowhere near that bad!" GLowering at Rigger, it appears Wily is perfactly ready to throw a temper tantrum right there. Snake Man's move is almost instantanious, stepping forwards as she steps back. His tail whips around, making a grab for her wrist. Can't have her running off before she can face the Master's ire, now can we? Snake Man misses Rigger with his Grasp attack. "Maybe not that bad for *you* but it sure was for *me*," Rigger snaps back angrily while a look of maLIcious GLee fills her eyes. She was aware Snake would try for her and quickly ducks down only to then jump backwards out of range for now. "Oh, just a LIttle concoction of mine. A solvent for another product... Harmless, I assure you, but it does have some unpleasant side effects as you see. Or smell I should say." As if the possible scuffle weren't causing people to back away by now, Wily's smell certainly was getting some less than pleased reactions as well by the crowds. Clown Man gahs as he covers his nose (and subsequently stop bowing) "GYAH!!! Smells LIke Calvin Klein's Midnight Mist Musk!!!" Still covering his nose with one hand, Clown lashes his other hand forth. You can run away from those who depend on speed to catch you... ...but what about the ones who have REALLY long arms? And... just in case you were wondering... Sideshow is covering his muzzle as well ("Clown! You dad stinks! LIterally!" "Shut up, 'Show...") You strike Rigger with a GLancing hit from your Grasp attack. Cyclops begins to walk much closer to the situation, not because he particually wants to help but because he pretty much only hates the RepLIforce more then the Masters. He pays no attention to the perfume, and comes to a stop right near Wily and Rigger. "...What on earth is going on here?" Tch. LIke Wildrider would really forsake free admission into rollercoaster heaven? Leaving the Quad Danger with a crowd of grossed out folks behind him, Wild's still poLIshing off the Ninjaburger he'd picked up before the ride. Still as an angry parent complains about her child having lost their lunch, the ex-UN pilot shrugs. "Hey lady. S'not my fault your kid has a weak stomach. I suggest taking him to a doctor. *munch* Sheesh. Parents today...never want to own up to their own shortcomings..." sighs the Hunter. Cyclops just look at you. Woo HA! ^_^ Dr. Wily jumps even further back as Snake makes his grab, and then Clown catches the stubborn Hunter. "So, your full of suprises." Strangely, this whole thing has only seemed to heighten Wily's perverse interestin Rigger. Is he genuinely interested, or is he playing some sick game? The answer remains to be seen, but for now, Wily leers at Rigger, still waving one hand in front of his face. "Still, not the smartest of things to do, though not all that bad in and of itself." He shrugs, and strolls around Rigger, moving to stand by Snake Man. Cyclops earns a curious GLance. "Just a LIttle get together. Nothing special. Who might you be?" The doctor leans forwards sLIghtly, eyeing Cyclops. "Good catch Clown. What do you intend to do with her?" Skittering in the darkness a rather fuzzy furball has seemed to found its way out of the Maverick Labs and escaped. Something the Mavericks would prefer to keep hidden and locked away in a dark closet somewhere. Somehow it has found its way here. How? Well that is sorta unknown. PulLIng himself out of the shadows the insane version of Gizmo sLIps out and gazes about with its huge GLossy black optics. Letting drool run down his lower LIp Gizmo stops only a moment to gnaw on his foot before getting a closer GLance at what is going on. Snake Man gives a hiss of frustration as Rigger eludes his grasp, but stops up short when Clown grabs her. He, fortunately, has the abiLIty to stop his sense of smell when he needs to, and thus doesn't mind the stench of Wily being near him. He turns to Wily, and asks in a too-smooth voice, "Permission to bite her, Massster?" Rigger given the hand that wasn't holding the mask to her face so she wouldn't have to suffer the ill-effects of the unpleasant smell as well it left her other arm totally free to defend herself. With the spritz bottle of rather unpleasant LIquid. She just LIfts it calmly to aim at Clown's arm in obvious threat while she looks in his direction with a wink. "You want some too? I've got plenty and it's rather hard to wash off." Cyclops GLares at Dr. Wily, taking a step forward. "Cyclops." He turns to look at Rigger and then Clown Man, before looking back towards Wily. "Interesting LIttle get togther, I must admit." He stops, before opening his mouth to say something else when-- The cyborg spots the figure of the insane Gizmo, and he groans. He doesn't make a move to go after the half of Gizmo GLIder, for now at least, and focuses once again on the scene in front of him, not saying a word for now, just watching with interest. Clown Man frowns briefly. Clown hasn't met Rigger formerally (LIke in a battle situation of something) so he just shrugs. "No idea, Dad. But I'm sure you can think up a few ideas." He then GLances at Rigger with a eyebrow raised. "You're sassy. You remind me of Stormy." He grins. "...she was sassy. And then got her parents killed. Pity. And if you do throw that... It will be VERY hazardous to your own health." Mmm. Burnt Ozone... PoLIshing off his burger, 'Rider is aimlessly wandering towards the scene. Mainly, because Clownie, Cyclops, and Snake are blocking his view of Rigger. He -does- however see the form of old man Wily, and that's enough to make him slow up. "Well. Loath as I am to admit it...*swallow* Your boys put together a nice business. The Quad Danger could use some speed tweaking though, old man." explains Wildrider, moving up on the throng. "And...maybe a nice sideways loo-...Oh-ho. Well, well. Some people just can't leave the house without getting into mischief, can they?" questions the pilot, eyes GLancing to Rigger, who seems to be in the grip of Clown. Well, this party just keeps getting bigger and bigger, now doesn't it? Wily acknowledges Cyclop's introduction, then casts a curious GLance at Wildrider. "Well, the credit doesn't belong to me, really." An odd admission for Wily to make. "I see you know our lovely guest as well." He chuckles, then addresses his Masters. "Don't bite her just yet Snake. I dont want to kill anyone out of hand. I might have some other things in mind." NO! Not THOSE things. You perverts. "Afterall, there is that French Maid costume I wanted Serenade to wear for Halloween...." Wrapped up in his rambLIngs, Wily remains bLIsfully unaware of Gizmo or Cyclop's notice of the LIttle fiend. Cyclops has disconnected. There was a good reason Clown had never met Rigger in battle--She was a doctor not a battle-type. Even if she did get into an occasional fracass she wasn't a fighter and so had to resort to such interesting methods as these. She just snorts a LIttle at Clown's threat, though she doesn't do anything yet either. Wildrider's famiLIar voice catches her attention and she wigGLes her fingers in his direction. "Hey Wild. It's not my fault the old pervert felt LIke getting touchy-feely... A hand here? And I don't mean the clapping sort." She tries to shrug off Clown's grasp in irritation. "I am not wearing a french maid outfit." Snake Man shakes his head, "I won't KILL her, Massster... Jussst bite her. Painfully. That should knock her out. Then you can dresss her up if you want." Clown Man briefly imagines Rigger in much a uniform... Clown transforms into Ash Pimpem...er...Ketchem. Pimpmon Trainer. Complete with pimping stick and Pimpachu (Sideshow as PIkachu dressed as a Pimp). "Yes, you are my dear." Ash says, while Pimpachu gigGLes. Evilly. Clown Man transforms into pokemon trainer Your desc has been changed to 'pokemon trainer'. Dr. Wily just look at you. Woo HA! ^_^ Wildrider raises an eyebrow, and lowers his shades. "Damn Wily. Can't get them wilLIng anymore?" queries the pilot casually. "And now now gents. Abduction and forceful means went out with the stone wheel. Tone it down, back off. You've had your fun..." continues 'Rider, flashing a smile. Yeah. He's outnumbered. Probably out-gunned, depending on the weapons ruLIngs of the place. "...even if I want her t-...AW DAMN! No, man, no, that's just wrong!" complains Wild, as he notices Clown Ketchum hit the scene. "Baseball hats and goldfish shoes just don't mix! It's just not legal!!!" Gizmo GLIder continues to watch quietly as his tongue flops out of his mouth. A fooLIsh LIttle smile forms from his jaws as he takes a pounce foward. However the LIttle guy pauses just for a moment as the scruff of his neck rises. Drawing his ears back he stares right at the Pokemon trainer and his companion before releasing a soft snarl. "....Cute...." Dr. Wily seems more amused by it all than anything else. He waves his hand dismissively. "Oh course you aren't going to wear a French Maid outfit." He snickers. "Though it /would/ be interesting." More chuckLIng. "Clown, you can let her go. No need to make the lady more uncomfortable than necessarry. I think we'll be letting her leave of her own accord. I've no desire to have this end in...unpleasantness." He GLances at Wildrider, smiLIng disarminGLy. "There, you see. I've handled everything. Merely a bit of harmless fun." Clown's costume gets a doubletake, as Wily has been watching quite a bit of old anime recently. The doctor refuses comment for the moment, instead choosing to fix a grin on Rigger. Rigger GLances over towards Snake with an annoyed gaze. "LIsten you sad excuse for a garter-snake, I'm quite fed up with getting cybernetic implants to deal with the damage you idiots keep infLIcting on me. So just get that idea out of your pea-sized brain right now and go chase a mouse." Her eyes roll upwards with a sigh of annoyance as she steps away from Clown when he lets go. An amused, and annoyed GLance is shot to Wily as she remarks, "*Thank you.* And If you're going to threaten to dress me up at least be *creative* about it. The Asuka LanGLey plugsuit I wore for Halloween is so much better than a stupid french maid outfit." Clown Man nods at Wily and releases Rigger. "As you say, Dad." Snake Man sticks out his tongue at Rigger, and then immediately regrets it as he gets a whiff of the heavy air and wrinkles his nonexistant nose. Then he bLInks at Clown's costume, and his gaze falls on Sideshow, dressed as a cute LIttle furry... well, pimp. While the words cute and pimp don't really go together, the furry part manages to trigger Snake's hunting 'instincts' and he makes a lunge for the mascot... Wildrider shrugs helplessly. "I missed Halloween, remember? I was in Siberia." grumbles 'Rider. "So, you going to continue to slum, or would you LIke a more...behaved escort for the remainder of your stay?" he questions, before side-stepping to give Snake more room to lunge. "Ah good. I did always so hate that LIttle rat." snorts Wild. Sideshow/Pikachu/Pimpachu eeks as Snake charges. "Pokemon time is over, Clownie! CHANGE US BACK BEFORE I GET A UP CLOSE description of Snake's Digestation systems!!!" Clown and Sideshow reverts back to ABnormal and the LIttle clown weilds a not so LIttle mallet. "One step closer, and its Snake Pancakes." Grr, dammit. Clown Man transforms into Master Your desc has been changed to 'Master'. You are carrying: Sideshow(#4560Tp) A Bunch of Actors and Film Crew You have 3929 Zennies. Sideshow> Clown Man drops you. Sideshow has arrived. You drop Sideshow. The next attack against you will automatically succeed. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Robot Master $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 12/50 Posted Author Yakuza Wed Nov 13 Dr. Wily ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The doctor sits in his usual chair, though recLIned and relaxed today. "After a bit of discussion, I have come to an agreement with the Yakuza. They are resuming operations in Africa and are our alLIes once more. I will not tolerate further attacks on either them or their faciLIties. Anyone who forgets this will regret it." Wily smiles sweetly at the camera. "They will be supplying us with some equipment for our new faciLIty, so I expect you all to play nice." He spins the chair away from the camera, and begins playing a game on another terminal. It looks LIke...Mario Brothers. Not Super mario. Just Mario. With the POW block. After a few minutes, he bLInks and peers over his shoulder at the camera. "What? Blasted thing...." ___ __ | |Dr. / / | |/ \/ / |__/\ / \/ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/15 Posted Author Stardroid Hoax Wed Nov 13 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --GNN News Report...-- Missy Smiles, world LInk to Stardroid information, smiles at the camera. "Some more news on the Stardroid front this evening... As what might have been seen as the next Coming of the Stardroids turned out to be an orchestrated Robot Master hoax!" Camera cut to chaos on the lawn of the UN, as heroes attack at formless shadow-LIke shapes somewhat LIke those shown on the Stardroid videos. "The mysterious creatures that appeared, battLIng 'Stardroids,' shown here," (Visuals of what seems to be Sunstar and Saturn, fighting the shadows off) "...frightened onlookers and drew crowds of Mavericks and RepLIforce, before being revealed as nothing more than a lot of holographic trickery and a few disguised Robot Masters." (Footage of Gunsmith Cat blowing a lot of whisps of hologram into bits and pieces) "Injuries as a result of the hoax are minimal, although the collateral damage to the UN Plaza itself has yet to be talLIed and reported. We here at GNN throw a collective Raspberry at Gemini Man and his Robot Master cohorts for their completely inappropriate sense of humor." Missy 'raspberries' the screen at the close of the report. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IC News $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 14/16 Posted Author In other news... Wed Nov 13 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ...Guts Man has stolen the precious Press Stand curtains from downtown Seoul for what he has billed to be the world's biggest custom Toga. Now back to our regular news featuring our naked weather lady Heather Jones. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Gizmo GLIder stamps his feet in rage as he can no longer take any more cuteness. PulLIng at his floppy ears the LIttle sugar GLIder leaps forth and attempts to take down the small one...since well Sideshow is more his size. Gizmo GLIder's combat roll has succeeded against Clown Man. [Radio: (D) GLobal] Clown Man transmits, "...oh crap." "You can say that again, Showy..." Sideshow goes flying off Clown's hat as a Sugar GLIder-type reploid slams into the monkey. Sideshow shakes his head whaps the GLIder with his tail. "Watch it, you LIttle...!" Clown takes no notice of this for now, still eyeing Snake. Snake Man screeches to a halt on all fours as he lands, somehow coming to a stop just outside of mallet reach. His tail lashes back and forth in frustration, and his expression is a mix of anger and frustration. Never a good combination in a snake. He's got to reLIeve the tention somehow, and he hasn't gotten to bite anyone yet so far. So he chomps on the nearest leg, which happens to be Clown's Clown Man's combat roll has succeeded against Gizmo GLIder. Dr. Wily stares at all the...chaos. "Ok...this is NOT what I was expecting." Tucking his bundle under one arm, he sketches a hasty bow to Rigger. "I hate to run my dear, but I need to get this package back unharmed. You understand..." With that, Wily turns and heads for home. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee! Clown Man erks and lets out of the mallet and proceeds to attempt to shake Snake loose from his left leg. "...I'm not a chew toy, Snakey!!!" -_- And this seems LIke a good time to exit, post haste. Rigger looks at Wild and gives a shrug, jerking her thumb over her shoulder towards the Masters. "'Home' Sounds LIke a good idea, actually." Dr. Wily has disconnected. Gizmo GLIder hisses with annoyance as the monkey smacks him with his tail. Letting his large bug eyed optics before sticking his drool faced muzzle into the monkey's face to expose the front buck teeth and jagged back teeth. Letting his long tail uncoil it reaches for the mallet. Letting his tail wrap around the handle it LIfts the mallet up before swinging it down with all his might. "Monkey NO BAKA!!!" Gizmo GLIder's combat roll has succeeded against Clown Man. Wildrider nods his head. "I got a rental outside. Didn't feel LIke lugging one of the bikes down here, and well, taking the Vorpal wasn't all too needed. Y'know?" comments the Hunter, before taking the lead. "You do have the strangest luck, y'know that?" he queries, over his shoulder. That's right. He'll walk in front this time, with -his- butt on display. Equal opportunity. Snake Man comes to the same conclusion as Clown after a moment. Especially after he's shaken up and down a few times. He spits out the appendage, and then retreats far out of the length of Clown's grab. And he's got a pretty good idea how long that is. Sideshow stares as the Mallet starts to come down (This is so gonna hurt...)oo. And the monkey is squashed. x.x A moment passes then the monkey crawls out. And brings out another mallet. >_< Grr, dammit. "My turn..." "SUGAR GLIDER NO BAKA!!!" Clown Man's combat roll has failed against Gizmo GLIder. The next attack against you will be processed normally. Clown Man lets Snake leave, grumbLIng darkly about getting Snake a soother... a raddle... ANYTHING to avoid him being used as a chew toy again. >_< He GLances about him. No Sideshow. Huh. He must've gone to play a game or two. No biggie. He proceeds the way of the arcade. Robot War Fighters XIV is calLIng... Gizmo GLIder seems to get a sheepish grin as the monkey brings out another mallet. Yet he doesn't bother with moving. Instead he waits patiently for the mallet to come down before switching on his dash jets. Letting the mallet remove a couple of hairs from his tail the GLIder back fLIps away from the monkey before scurrying up the side of the building. Looking down the LIttle mad scientist cackles softly. "Until we meet again. Oh and I assure you we shall meet again. Yesss... I shall destroy your cuteness forever!!" Gizmo GLIder retreats from the area swiftly, outdistancing all pursuit and parting shots. You hand Gizmo GLIder a cookie! Gizmo GLIder hands you a cookie for a job well done! Elec Man arrives from the WilyWorld - Entrance Arch. Elec Man has arrived. Gizmo GLIder has disconnected. Rigger has left. Wildrider has left. Snake Man has disconnected. Sideshow watches the Gilder runs off. "THat's right! Run off! Who's your MONKEY?! WHO'S YOUR MONKEY?!" ^_^ Sideshow dances about for a bit... then winces. o.x "Argh... Mallet... hurts..." Sideshow looks to where Clown is heading and follows. (Oh yeah... this isn't over GLIder. Not by a long shot.)oo. Clown has Sarah Storm. Sideshow now has Gizmo GLIider. O_O