Log started: 10/17/02 9:47:44 PM $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Robot Master $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 12/35 Posted Author Human Corps! Tue Oct 15 Pharaoh Man ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *Pharaoh Man appears* " Gemini Man has a most excellent idea. And to further his cause, I have begun devoting resources towards the creation of a volunteer 'WilyCorps.'. These are young human men and women who wish to serve their nation and Amun-Wily by acting as reLIef and miLItia forces....a much more noble version of 'Peace Corps' if you will, serving our creator. They shall assist in acting as designated human guards in convoys of suppLIes, along with assorted efforts more suited to humans. Hopefully, they shall be the first to finally learn from Amun-Wily's example of the perfection so few of humanity has /failed/ to accompLIsh. Pharaoh Man out. " *Ra Dissapears, Spinny. Yay.* $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Robot Master $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 12/36 Posted Author Dr. Wily's Funny Faces Tue Oct 15 Guts Man ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ So LIke today Ditz came for a visit! I love Ditz! He's so small and cool! UnLIke all you other losers. So anyways Ditz gave Papa Wily a gift and Wily seemed to LIke it so much that he tried to imitate it, see the present was a popping head with a funny face, when Wily saw it he tried to do funny faces as well! But I think he tried too hard because he fell down to the ground and Ballade was all LIke, "Hey! He's not well!" And I was LIke, "Just don't let King find out or he'll boss us around if he think's Wily's dead!" And he's all LIke, "Hey! Follow me to the medbay!" And I'm all LIke, "Isn't this LIke that movie with the people pretending the corpse to be aLIve to get what they want?" But since Wily's not dead we can't be LIke the movie. But if he was dead we could pretend he was still aLIve just so that dumb ass King wouldn't boss us around. I still don't forgive that jerkwad for not even looking for Wily the last time he died. Yup, that's it. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Robot Master $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 12/37 Posted Author Recent Events Tue Oct 15 Bass ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bass appears, idly applying Enker (tm) brand armor wax to his right shoulder. The sound of Treble eating something is heard in the background, but the robo-dog is not in the shot. The Force Commander talks distractedly while he works, as if he wasn't really enthused in the discussion. "Excellent work on the pie raid," says Bass, voice oozing with sarcasm. "I see we only took heavy injuries to personnel and equipment for the sake of one banana cream pie, valued somewhere in the neighborhood of six zenny. Bra-/vo/." The eating sound continues. It sounds suspiciously wet. Bass dries his wax with a mini-fan. "Gemini Man, even though he also participated in this flagrant idiocy, has somewhat redeemed himself by applying an actual intelLIgent plan to deal with attacks on our suppLIes. On the Bass scale of loathing:" A graphic appears, LIke a carnival `ring the bell' game, with an enraged Bass head at the top and gradiations at points along the way. A blue LIne is drawn to about a quarter of the way to the bell, below a red LIne labeled `typical Robot Master'. "Gemini Man has earned `mild distaste', down from his last high of `offensive revulsion'." Bass appears again, starting to wipe off the wax from his armor. It's so shiny now. "Similarly, as Crash Man did something productive by annoying the Hunters, he sinks to a new low of `moderate irritant'. Pharaoh Man, though he had an excellent idea, cancels out any loss he may have achieved by organizing the insipid pie raid." Treble stops eating. He makes an `arf!' noise, an empty pie tin fLIpping by behind his head. Bass pretends LIke he sees nothing. "Guts Man, of course, should be a role model to all of you." Treble pops his head up behind Bass's chair, nose covered in custard. Bass reaches over and casually wipes it off with a rag before patting Treble behind the ears. Distractedly, he says "Carry on," and the transmission ends. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Robot Master $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 12/41 Posted Author The Ballet Wed Oct 16 Guts Man ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I've decided that alot of you morons don't know any culture. That is why I will start the first ever Robot Masters Ballet Night! For this night I will need someone to go out there and steal me a LIttle car and Crescent Grizzly. This will be the best damn ballet ever! Guts Man out! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Robot Master $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 12/43 Posted Author The Yakuza Wed Oct 16 Bass ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ >> Audio only. Bass doesn't sound especially happy. "I deLIvered a stiff beating to that idiot Gimel today in Alaska. I'm getting sick of these Yakuza clowns thinking they can walk around and run things. If any of them -- the Shadow Hunters, any of the Yakuza, whoever -- give any of you any problems, crush them." "On an unrelated note, attendance to Guts Man's ballet is mandatory. That is all." $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Tartarus $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 15/1 Posted Author Team Challenge Tue Oct 15 Swing ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "We will bury you." ***Hammer and Sickle*** Hammer and Sickle Challenge: OPEN OOC: This post was deLIvered by ninja teenagers, for those of you unable to suspend your disbeLIef otherwise. :) My partner and I are looking for two-on-two brawls, any combination Welcome. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Tartarus $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Message: 15/3 Posted Author Hammer and Sickle vs. Sword Man an Wed Oct 16 Swing ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The newcomer team showed their mettle for coming to Tartarus. Will we find out why? All proceeds sent to the winners were re-routed to the Moscow Orphanage. As of this posting, the winners have not issued another open challenge, but have obviously sent a message of their arrival. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Guts Man transmits, "Yatta!!!" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Air Man transmits, "Victory is yours?" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Guts Man transmits, "WAI!" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Damn." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Theta Squad Advisor Clown Man transmits, "...Chibi-Guts? O_o" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Guts Man transmits, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Enker transmits, "...what in Wily's name?" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Delusions of Grandeur, Pharaoh Man transmits, "Guts Man has been struck by the Chibi-Cannon..." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Air Man transmits, "Adjectives fail me." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Gamma CO Gemini Man starts to gigGLe. [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Enker sighs. "Gemini, can you give me an explanation?" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Guts Man transmits, "YAAAAATTAAATTAAATTAAAATTAAAATTAAAAAAAAA!" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "We aren't THERE." "We just think it's funny!" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Delusions of Grandeur, Pharaoh Man transmits, "I must agree, a Chibi-Guts Man is most amusing...though his radio transmissions are become most /annoying/"