Log started: 5/12/02 9:50:51 PM

Medical Support - Skull Fortress

     Between such resident medics as Dust Man and Junk Man, this room is as much a scrap heap as a medical facility, and as much a warzone as a scrap heap. Towards the front are three fully equipped repair tables and an automatic repair chamber, and the room is ringed by cabinets and storage units, if you can get to them through the piles of defunct drones and spare parts. The latest generation of Master medical assistant drones has been specially designed for this environment, with a radar positioning system and an additional pair of drill arms. One wall features three giant diagnostics displays. These can be used to call up known information on both friends and foes.

Sideshow [RM] [#4560 Tp]                Dynamo Man's Charger                   

The Dust Heap <TDH>                     Repair Chamber

Obvious exits:
 Hydraulic Doors <NE> leads to Vehicle Docking - Skull Fortress.
 Reinforced Doors <NW> leads to Teleporters - Skull Fortress.
 North <N> leads to Lift Landing - Skull Fortress.

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Ballade transmits, "Toad Man. Where is your report."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "Blunt Bashing Instruments are harmful to trees"

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "Extremely harmful"

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "But there's NO blunt bashing object natural to the African Deserts, So trees are IN."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Ballade transmits, "I see. And is there anything else you would like to add?"

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "Well, the nutrient/soil content of an arid expanse such as the Sahara is notoriously low. Now is water going to take well to the ecosystem. It'll be soaked up, I propose a water substitute I'm working on in regards to various vegetable matter, which is generally non toxic, and thicker than ****. As such it won't run, it's sit on the surface layers of the ground where sprouting trees can and will take advantage of it. Although it's caused some strange growth and abnormalities in the test subjects. Nothing significantly harmful."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Ballade transmits, "This is more in line with what I desired. Continue your research on this substance."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "Okay. Well I lied actually..."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "It was harmful in /one/ case. Snake's gotta giant Search Snake that likes to swim from pool to pool..."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "...What?"

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "And well, it got into my swamp, and the goo didn't seem to sit well with Mechanical systems..."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "SO how about you tell him about how it died, in the name of science..."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Oh, it's dead? That's good."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Ballade transmits, "But it causes no harm to organic life?"

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Ring Man transmits, "just how big must a snake be to be considered a 'giant snake'?"

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Burner Man transmits, "Bigger than Guts Man."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "Well, like I said, it stimulates the glands, MAN. I mean who do you think I am Jesus? Oh wait, I am. Anyway, it causes some growth. It hasn't shown up in fauna, but you should see the Tomatoes I plan on launching at Punk's spikey aft la- er... No it's harmless."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Synth transmits, "Mmmm? Is Snake trying to build something to eat that annoying Hunter Worm?"

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main]  Gravity Man transmits, "Hey fellas. I've got an idea that's been nagging the crap out of me. Does anyone know who of the Mavericks would be in charge of selling off plots of land? ...hypothetically."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Ballade transmits, "The fate of one Search Snake is irrelevant, so long as organic life is undisturbed by this substance."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Burner Man transmits, "Land Rover."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "No Synth. We who live in the biosphere don't get ALLOCATED ANY GODDAMN RESOURCES. I HAVE TO WORK MIRACLES WITH GATORADE AND MY OWN DAMN LUBE."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main]  Gravity Man transmits, "'Land Rover'? You're kidding me, right?"

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "BUT I HAVE TURNED THIS GATORADE FROST INTO LIFE! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha"

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Toad, you don't get allocated resources because you're typically useless." "Gravity Man, talk to Sewa. I think she's doing the liason bit now. But then again, they aren't exactly an organized group, despite what they say about US."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Burner Man transmits, "Got me."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "Typically useless?"

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Ring Man transmits, "Uh Toad, that laugh isn't nearly miniacal enough. It needs some work."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "I seem to remember YOUR FACE in London last week Wonder Twins"

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main]  Gravity Man transmits, "Sewa. Got it. Here goes nothing."

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "And If you want to prove my uselessness I want you to look through the datasystems or get ERWIN to help you and see my success rates"

[Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "Higher than yours, Double Mint Lame."