Log started: 5/2/02 8:46:16 PM $$$+++++ IC News $$$++++++ Message: 9/27 Posted Author Racer Q is found... Thu May 02 News Report ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The screen turns to a shrew, with some medics behind him looking at the body, which in a short close up looks like this: This gruesome figure is anything but alive. What used to be Racer Q's thin build now looks like some kind of neglected action figure, who's had all his limbs twisted to impossible angles. The rubber suit, with yellow, red, and any color in between put on it randomly, is torn open in several areas where pieces of shrapnel shredded it, some of the larger shards of metal still stuck in his body. The mask concealing his face has taken little damage, although the neck underneath it resembles wet rope. The only thing that can be seen of his features, his mouth, is purplish-blue and lolling open. "Well, the body has been said to have washed up here, although to be exact the surfer just besides me pulled him out of the water after spotting him. Could you give us a clue as to what exactly happened there?" The camera man turns to the surfer, who doesn't look very traumatized, "Well dude, me and my buddy are like, surfing on this huuuumongous wave! The best I've seen this year! And suddenly I see this guy, lying upside down in the sea! So I tell my friend, 'Hey dude! Look at this!' and he sees it, and says, 'Wow, dude!' And I say, 'Dude, he's like, dead!' And he says, 'Dude, like, really??' And I try to say something but suddenly my pal smashes into some rocks, was really gruesome! So I like, surf to the dead man, and like, take him with me back to the beach!" The surfer continues rambling, and the camera turns back to Photo Shrew, "Aaanyway, the medics believe that the explosion hasn't actually killed this Racer Q, but they did keep him from swimming up for air, which is what actually killed him. We are still trying to find Jet Stingray for his take on things. What impact will this have on Jet challengers? Only time will tell. Back to you, Caster Hawk." The screen turns back to the newscaster, "Thank you, Photo Shrew. And now for some more news! The new global delivery company, 'Delivery Extreme!' has been very successful, when they gained what appears to have been more than 2 and a half million zenny in two days! Makes you wonder why people didn't think of this before..." $$$$$$++++++++++++++++++++ $$$+++ Robot Master $$$+++ Message: 12/85 Posted Author OOC Reminder Thu May 02 Toad Man ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ UH tomorrow's Friday. Weekly poker game and Kool-aid. You know the drill, I'll just do something IC when people are interested. No Enker allowed +) $$$$$$++++++++++++++++++++ [Radio: (B) Masters-Secure] Number Man transmits, "That reminds me. Unless the Doc has something he needs, would one of you elite types like to give me orders of some sort?" [Radio: (B) Masters-Secure] Clown Man transmits, "...Being blown up is okay to me..." [Radio: (B) Masters-Secure] Toad Man transmits, "Go to Sydney and sing I'm a little Tea Pot in fron of an 80 year old woman and then give giver her 200 dollars and say. Kamunaiwannaleiu" [Radio: (B) Masters-Secure] Number Man transmits, "Oh-ho. Finally paying attention to something other than 1001 dirty jokes for frat boys, are we?" [Radio: (B) Masters-Secure] Toad Man transmits, "Yeah I've been reading your diary." [Radio: (B) Masters-Secure] Toad Man transmits, "I don't recommend you follow your dreams and ask Bass out for an evening he won't soon forget." [Radio: (B) Masters-Secure] Number Man transmits, "Actually, that's Serenade's diary. I was saving it for later. THANKS FOR SPOLING THE PLOT!" [Radio: (B) Masters-Secure] Freeze Man transmits, "How would you know it was Serenade's if you didn't know about that part?" [Radio: (B) Masters-Secure] Number Man transmits, "The wise theif steals things one at a time, and without revealing his secrets." Number Man sends you a tightbeam radio transmission: "Anyhow. Laughing man." [Radio: (B) Masters-Secure] Toad Man transmits, "You speak of wisdom as though you could make Wisecracks, douchetoy. You don't even have a BUTTCRACK" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Number Man transmits, "At least I don't stink up the entire place just by walking through the place. EYUCK." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "Yeah you don't. But you don't do anything else useful either crotchweenie." [Radio] You send Number Man a direct message: "Don't worry, ERWIN... After Vile... YOU'RE NEXT." Number Man sends you a tightbeam radio transmission: "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure I am. And I'm sure you'll have a -very- nice stay in the mainframe afterwards." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Number Man transmits, "Bah." [Radio: (D) Global] Number Man transmits, "Gooooood morning, Idiots." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "Hey dude, you've got me confused with your girlfriend. I don't speak sheep." [Radio: (D) Global] Guts Man transmits, "Shut up bubble boy." [Radio: (D) Global] Code Shrew transmits, "Gooooood day, anklebiter!" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Number Man transmits, "The ones I saw you with last night didn't seem to mind." [Radio: (D) Global] Clown Man transmits, "You know, you are actually starting to make me *like* DeVry, Erwin. Keep it up." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "THe ones you saw me with? Oh right, when I showed up in that farmer's field at 2 AM because you needed me to deliver your Velcro gloves and rubber boots?" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "I don't get any appreciation for the favors I do. you know?" [Radio: (D) Global] Number Man transmits, "Yeah, well, I'm here to spread good will towards everyone and similar b*******." [Radio: (D) Global] Code Shrew transmits, "So, you've already put up your christmas lights?" [Radio: (D) Global] Guts Man transmits, "Maybe we should spread our fists down your good will throat bubble boy." [Radio: (D) Global] Toad Man transmits, "Pop. Pop. POP BUBBLEBOY" [Radio] You send Number Man a direct message: "...Chances are... I *may* end up in there. Who knows? But I wish you luck with Cyber. I believe you're going to need it." Number Man sends you a tightbeam radio transmission: "First I smoke you. Then I smoke the bird." [Radio] You send Number Man a direct message: "Sunday, Erwin. And this time... Swordy won't be able to protect you." Number Man sends you a tightbeam radio transmission: "Oh, I'm sure...but I don't need him to protect me, either." [Radio] You send Number Man a direct message: "Glad to hear it. But just to make it official..." ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ BB Post in Progress $$$ Group: Tartarus Title: Numbers Scrolling By... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sunday... Erwin... if you are not afraid... I believe your number's UP. Challenged: "Number Man" aka ERWIN. Challenger: Team Clown (Clown Man and Sideshow) Rules: ANYTHING GOES What do you say, computer boy? -- Clownz $$$$$$++++++++++++++++++++ $$$+++++ Tartarus $$$+++++ Message: 26/23 Posted Author Calling all Replidorks Thu May 02 Shield Draconian ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Shield Draconian To: Tartarus Pit Challenge Board Subject: Challenge to the Repliforce Ruby appears in her full armor, legs crossed as she leans back in a large chair and smirks at the camera. "This is a challenge to all of you Replidorks out there who aren't too afraid to step out of the comfort of your bases and risk your neck. I find it rather amusing how you like to spout off about your big lofty ideals to your grateful public--pathetic worms who only continue to exist by our graceful lenience--but when it comes down to action, you just can't cut it." The view zooms in to capture her face as she bares her fangs in a wide grin. "There's nothing more I hate than false advertisement. Well here's your chance to prove your point. Or for those of you who witnessed my wonderful debut in India, a chance for--," She leans in even closer and narrows her emerald eyes conspiratorally, "revenge." "You - Me. Mono a mono in the Sheol Pit at the lovely city of Tartarus. I'll take on any challenger who has the brass to show up. Not that I expect a crowd. Hehehe..ahahahahaha!" The screen suddenly turns red as the girl plants her fist into the lens. End Clip. $$$$$$++++++++++++++++++++ $$$+++++ Tartarus $$$+++++ Message: 26/24 Posted Author Response Thu May 02 Red Tide ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Red Tide To: Tartarus Pit Subject: Re: Challenge to the Repliforce Denied. We risk our lives daily to save others. I see no reason to fight in your pit once again for no reason. Feel free to respond, publically or privately, as you wish. My radio frequency is below. -Red $$$$$$++++++++++++++++++++ $$$+++++ Tartarus $$$+++++ Message: 26/26 Posted Author Silly silly little man.... Thu May 02 Number Man ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *with tiny little dancing chibi-sideshows kissing chibi-Generals for the border* I hope you're looking forward to a nice hot plate of shut up and sit down. $$$$$$++++++++++++++++++++ [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Theta Squad Advisor Clown Man transmits, "*Sideshow twitches. "...Erwin, Sweetie... The son of DATA will crush YOU!!! Have a nice day."*" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Number Man transmits, "Data is my B****. Code is my mistress. Power is my chariot. You'll soon be my shoe-shine boy." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Pity you weren't around when we broke the internet." "That was awesome." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Toad Man transmits, "Ewww. ErWINs building a littleboy harem" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Centaur Man transmits, "Get along everyone. Make peace, not pieces." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Number Man transmits, "Meh. I usually go for a little more...subtle stuff. On the other hand...that was pretty nice." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Theta Squad Advisor Clown Man transmits, "I'm the guy, Erwin." SS: "And I'm the monkey." Both: "Get it right."" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Tengu Man transmits, "But Centaur! Pieces are so much more fun! 'Sides, what would you do in Brother Clown's place, eh?" [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Well, it was Synth's idea, ya know, but she didn't want to sign it." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Number Man transmits, "Funny. I really did think it was the other way around, duncenamic duo." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "At first. But then we convinced her to, 'cause, you KNOW, it's a cool trick." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Number Man transmits, "Sometimes, it's the game, not how you play it." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Centaur Man transmits, "Well, I 'HATE' peices. They're only a larger mess to clean up... Seizui, put that down." *breaking glass* "MYA! MEW!" "See what I mean, pieces are never fun." [Radio: (A) Masters-Main] Tengu Man transmits, "So just leave before you have to clean up. That way..."